Julie Gelderman

30. Mom. Nurse. Faith. Snowboarding. ❤️QG. RG. NG.❤️

[Julie Gelderman @jlkjupiter]

Girl falls on butt fail. https://t.co/eMJDaA3iEu via @YouTube

[Julie Gelderman @jlkjupiter]

Norah wouldn’t give Quinn her bracelet back yesterday. Her excuse? ‘No, it’s my wedding day’ 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ future bridezilla right there. #terribletwos #kidquotes

[Julie Gelderman @jlkjupiter]

Norah was jumping on the couch so Brads dad asked her ‘what is the couch made for?’ Her response? ‘Jesus’ 💀 😂 #shitkidssay

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Ryder: comes up to me chewing a piece of gum. Me: oh where did you get that? R:on the playground, walks away. Me: cool, wait what?! Runs after R. Ryder:yea I got it off a tire! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤢😂

[Julie Gelderman @jlkjupiter]

Ryder just asked me ‘when am I getting married to a grown up so I can like broccoli?’ 😂😂😂

[Julie Gelderman @jlkjupiter]

Ryder just called me back to his room to get his blanket from the floor and I asked why it was on the floor and he said ‘because it was in my song’ so I told him not to sing that song anymore and he was like ‘but I have to, that’s my love song’ 😂

[Julie Gelderman @jlkjupiter]

Norah during prayer this morning while watching church: ‘Ryder listen God!’ 😂

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Ryder: ‘Grandpa you kissed Grandma so she’s going to have a baby!’ We may need to do a little talk with the boy...😂

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Quinn just told my dad, ‘if you take one of my noodles I’m going to screw you up’ 😂 (she’s holding a toy drill). Pretty sure she doesn’t know the significance of that saying. 😂

[Julie Gelderman @jlkjupiter]

Working out with Ryder and asked if he was getting shredded too and his response was ‘no, I’m just getting tired’ 😂😂

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Brads mom was talking about dying with Ryder the other day (he was jumping on her or something and she said he was going to kill her) and he replied with ‘that’s ok, I still have Baxter Grandma’ 🤦🏼‍♀️😅

[Julie Gelderman @jlkjupiter]

Quinn sits on Ryder. Ryder: ‘how did Quinn squish me? She’s very kind!’ 🤷🏼‍♀️🙈😏

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Getting in the car as we are leaving IHOP: Ryder ‘I was faster than you grandma’ after mom asked him why he ran away 🙄🙄

[Julie Gelderman @jlkjupiter]

Quinn: puts finger in ear, scratches out some earwax: ‘there’s cheese in my ear!!’ 😂😂😂

[Julie Gelderman @jlkjupiter]

Thought Ryder got out of the house this morning so I had brad and his grandpa looking for him. He was asleep in his bed. 🙈🙈

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Quinn: ‘The doctor told me I have to stay in bed.’ Why couldn’t I come up with stuff like this when I was a kid 😏

[Julie Gelderman @jlkjupiter]

According to Quinn a caterpillar is a ‘worm with a sweater’ 😂😂😂

[Julie Gelderman @jlkjupiter]

Just told Ryder to stop pooping so much. His response: I sorry mom. 😂😂😂

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@wilson80 Well apparently my child knows how to tweet. Probably did that on my iPod 😂😂

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