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[Alex @alexxmalloy]

all the fruit is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is crab rangoon

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

RIP 😞😞😞😞😞

[+ @lkhdme]

if a bagel can have everything, SO CAN I.

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

maybe im getting migraines bcs im spiderman

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

My kink is when you're eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am a lover but underneath that i am a hater but underneath that i am a lover again

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

doom don’t stand a chance in a beach off

[floor ◟̽◞̽ ໑̣ @Tomlinbucks]

she’s a 10 but she still commemorates one direction’s anniversary every july 23rd

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

The fact that y'all don't see the future of CLEAN DRINKING WATER as worth prioritizing over Al is wild to me.

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

I'm built different. I'm not happy Love Island is over and I "get my hour back." I'm immediately starting Love Island UK. My hour will never return

[trish @ultragloss]

what is your plan to abolish the food challenges they do on love island @ZohranKMamdani

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Get your Belgian chocolate now before the tariffs hit.

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

i’ll throw on the world cup in the background while I clean my house and an hour later I am crying for my second homeland of cape verde

[greg @greg16676935420]

Imagine being stuck in Taylor Swift’s wedding and not being able to watch Argentina vs Cape Verde. That’s why I declined the invite

[solé @layxsnv]

bro it literally feels like this episode of victorious outside 😭

[solé @layxsnv]

Me on social media right after every episode reading everyone’s thoughts & opinions

[regina @ivlivsjacaerys]

Went outside and ppl were acting normal like the prince of dragonstone didn’t just die this pmo

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

WE RAISE OUR COUNTRY'S FLAG TOMORROW