Jared Marcus

back nines matter

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@AdamSchein first time long time - for tomorrow’s show. Road team has won game 1 of the finals 19 times before tonight. Road team in those situations are 0-19 game 2. Go Knicks! @MadDogUnleashed @stephenasmith

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@mrtweetusa 67

[Chris Vernon @ChrisVernonShow]

Could I interest you in a MASTERS UPDATE?

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@golfcourses101 Hudson National

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@KenefskyCole @moseskagan When cap rates blow out 200 bps and financability dries up to max 50% leverage due to DSCR hurdle, $40mm is $30mm today.

Cap rate widen should account for a 40% reduction in value today. Rental increases over the past 12 months help - but with slow down Looming.

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@DanRubenstein I worked on mine all summer long. Let me give you some keys. Slice your onions with a cosmo kramer deli slicer. Thin thin thin. When you think you have put enough onions on, add more. Special sauce should be special! I blend up ketchup, mayo, onion and bubbies pickles.

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@BarstoolBigCat Colonial Springs!

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@stoolpresidente Please go to Brios in Phonecia,NY. Auto 10.

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Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes most under rated song of the last 20 years and Jack White most under rated talent of all time

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@SebastianComedy latest podcast epic talk about trust fund kids in Cabo. Problem is @SebastianComedy doesn’t know the term to describe them is “Waiter”

[Chris Vernon @ChrisVernonShow]

COULD I INTEREST YOU IN OUR 2022 MASTERS UPDATE?? https://t.co/fkmVzt2XU2

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When dark sky says your destination location has 55 mph gusts at the time of arrival, change your flight.

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The Sackler’s should rot in hell right next to the developer who keeps building the white cape cod @jimmykimmel

[Bogey Lowenstein @TheRealMugatu]

@ThePME 5.5 strokes gained ball striking. Jesus H Christ.

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@BarstoolLurch And that’s supposed to be Valerian Steel?

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@kellyinvegas You really can’t middle a game where the middle outcomes aren’t likely. You got way more value net 6 points.

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My three year old complaining about eating dinner: I just can’t

Me listening to the ESPN MNF announcers: I just can’t

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@DanRubenstein What’s the New Years Eve menu? Spicy honey has been requested. Go blue.

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“If you’re neighbors house is on fire you don’t haggle over the price of your garden hose…Why help them? Because we can” ~ Josh Lyman @BradleyWhitford

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Losing a remote can be devastating.

Finding a remote can be orgasmic.