Jeff Marshall

[Jeff Marshall @jlmarshall1127]

@emilyschen Congratulations!

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Retweet if you think Joel Biden needs to do the right thing and immediately appoint me Ambassador to England

[Emily Snook @hoopersnook]

Here’s the thing.
My generation spent our whole lives being told character matters, especially in leaders.
And then. Suddenly. It didn’t.
So. There is no avenue, to me, of trusting the people who disingenuously told us to believe in truth & then demanded we abandon it bc tactics.

[Jeff Marshall @jlmarshall1127]

@gmarshall214 Beauty, Eh?

[Dustin Benge @DustinBenge]

On this day, in 1555, Nicholas Ridley & Hugh Latimer were burned at the stake for preaching justification by faith alone. Latimer said, “Be of good cheer, Master Ridley, and play the man; we shall this day light a candle in England, by God’s grace, that shall never be put out.”

[Jeff Marshall @jlmarshall1127]

@dodgerman32 While we’re at it, maybe we could go back to 1988 when the Dodgers last won a legitimate World Series. Of course, that wouldn’t work - you weren’t alive to enjoy it. Nvm.

[Norman the PhDM @metadoxy]

My wife just said "if you hate everyone, you should eat something, and if you think everyone hates you, you should go to sleep" and I don't think I've heard a better life hack

[Jeff Marshall @jlmarshall1127]

@dforschen @Livlikeshiv What else are you going to do in Tracy?

[Jeff Marshall @jlmarshall1127]

@dodgerman32 It’s hard to maintain magic and fight over a full season. Maybe we should go back to a 60 game season so the Dodgers can maybe win again.

[Jeff Marshall @jlmarshall1127]

@dforschen @Livlikeshiv Eating a boiled egg ruins the whole egg for me…

[Jeff Marshall @jlmarshall1127]

@dodgerman32 Yes, it is tough being realistic about my teams. Tougher if you like the Padres, but tough.

[Jeff Marshall @jlmarshall1127]

@dodgerman32 Difference is, I’m not bragging as if my teams did something legitimate. I recognize my teams are “less than”. Like the Dodgers and Lakers recent championships.

[Jeff Marshall @jlmarshall1127]

@dodgerman32 LA sure likes those short season championships, huh? Win a legitimate title & we’ll talk.

[Jeff Marshall @jlmarshall1127]

@dodgerman32 The Warriors play in SF. Do they count?

[Bob Wachter @Bob_Wachter]

After several days of watching commercials for cryptocurrency on the Olympics, I've made a decision:
At age 64, my life expectancy is about twenty years. I’m going to see if I can make it to the finish line learning precisely nothing about what crypto is and does.
Am I wrong?

[Jeff Marshall @jlmarshall1127]

@gmarshall214 You are correct, sir.

[Jeff Marshall @jlmarshall1127]

@dforschen @emilyschen I was aflutter with anticipation

[Jeff Marshall @jlmarshall1127]

@emilyschen Proverbs. Highly recommend.

[Jeff Marshall @jlmarshall1127]

@dodgerman32 @emilyschen There’s an argument to be made that Weird Al Yankovic’s Greatest Hits album is the best album of all time. Not saying it’s the end all be all, but the argument is there.

[Jeff Marshall @jlmarshall1127]

@gmarshall214 I resemble that remark…