Jeremy Schaffner

All I need is Jesus, my wife, my godkids (and Erin), our dogs, and my Harley! Bacon is the best food ever. #JESUSisenough

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@quadcarl @jadwap @StephenKing Your source?

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@OThankKevin Fix was in and you called it!

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@robreiner Care to amend that?

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@ALawRadio He’s a little bit better than dak. Great during the regular season but when it counts, he chokes.

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@ALawRadio He “Lamar’d” himself.

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@RGIII You’re half correct. Let’s see if LJ chokes harder in the 2nd half.

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@RepJeffries People going broke buying groceries need proof.

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@FLOTUS Just because your dementia patient’s presidency is akin to a shipwreck doesn’t mean you’re a military family.

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@SenWarren So what do you call it when retards in dc spend more than what we gave them to spend so they want us to give them more?

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@JoeBiden Idiot….

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@GeorgeTakei So when an activist tells your child he’s a girl, you can’t have a counselor tell him he’s not? That’s just window-licking stupid.

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@IlhanMN Are you going to start decapitating Jewish babies too?

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@AdamSchiff So it was OK when the truth of hunters laptop and kung flu facts were restricted….?

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@ColinAllredTX This is Texas, homes. Go somewhere else.

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@MrT So for the record, do you currently have cardiac issues or are they fixing to just pop up?

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@JoeBiden Pay them some of your foreign bribe money.

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@GeorgeTakei They’re vying to run the country not having a weenie worshiping contest. Your talent is not relevant.

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@AOCpressTwo And just for the record, you’re not that smart.

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@AOCpressTwo This isn’t the first time you’ve said that.

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@AaronParnas Protect children by making them accessible to perverts in n drag? Try again, poncho.