J. Lee Scurry

Writer, Comedian, Consumer of bad tv shows

[J. Lee Scurry @jlscurry]

#NYCLockdown
CDC: Wash your hands for at least 20 seconds

Faucets in the US:

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@TigerTalkin 60's Sci-Fi music?

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@LindseyGrahamSC @LindseyGrahamSC “...it will more likely hurt [Democrats] when they try to explain to some reasonable person why it’s OK to be more like Iran and less like France on abortion."

France has abortion on demand up to 14 weeks and up until birth if doctors say it's necessary.

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@Gatorrw @amanda_1815 @wachfox @GamecockWBB @UofSC

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@MBakerTBTimes I hate everything about this. But obviously Cock Commander is the only choice.

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@danbostic This movie looks terrible.

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@AllIsFreeForMe @Schlitz_73 @TitusNation Wow...you did a really thorough job of cherry picking the examples that supported your argument while completely ignoring the overall meaning of any of it. Truly a skill. I applaud you. -Leroy

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@AllIsFreeForMe @Schlitz_73 @TitusNation ...Our inflation rate isn't even the highest in North America...We're right in the middle for western economies right now.
https://t.co/ew0FCvRMNg

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@katmancon @henrymcmaster Yeah...No. https://t.co/XlGfOGZODF

[Matt Fowler @TheMattFowler]

telling my kids this was the green m&m

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

America’s newspapers aren’t dying a natural death, @mckaycoppins writes. Meet the men systematically buying and dismantling the country’s newsrooms for their own gain.
https://t.co/cq6q5n3YO4

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@ElectionWiz Here we are from a former favorite news source of yours (I’m assuming you’ve moved onto Newsmax, OANN and Reddit subthreads now): https://t.co/pcBGkK1VAG

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@chazzsutton @StrategyInsider New York City:

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How Liquor Store Lobbying Killed Cocktails To-Go in New York https://t.co/KOm15qMLtN via @NYGovCuomo

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@Gothamist So stupid.

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I just want to get famous enough that no one asks: “what’s the name on the tab?”

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@henrymcmaster You do realize South of the Border is just a truck stop, right? And not actually a border you share with Mexico?

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@hank_labrador @blu3r4d0n @henrymcmaster Did you? "multiple studies have shown that transmission within school settings is typically lower than – or at least similar to – levels of community transmission, when prevention strategies are in place in schools."

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@hank_labrador @blu3r4d0n @henrymcmaster https://t.co/tB27bOCHpr

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This whole environment thing is getting serious. https://t.co/c8RKcDVpbk