Joel

Welcome to the jungle punk, take a look around

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[mooms : expert @Danny_McMoomins]

If you dare reply as 'Tentative' you should be sacked. No room for indecisive wimps on the Corporate Express to Synergy City.

[Champions 25/26 🏆 @SalibaTequila]

Overground is your best bet

[Mark @_mstephenson88]

Just finished up watching the 4th part of Dear England. Superb. Just as good as the live play was.

What a journey those 8 years were, gave us days we’ve never seen before.

Sir Gareth ❤️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Demetri Mitchell @demetrimitche11]

Jumpers for goal posts

[Cole ▯🦉💙 @swfccom_]

Tuchel’s lost his mind

[hassan @Hassan241]

haven’t stopped smiling since gabriel skied the penalty. the air feels fresher. food tastes better.

[Joel @jmDCFC]

Glad you’ve taken it well anyway mate

[JK @febbo93]

I remember prior to the Europa League semi between us and Villa last month, both sets of fans were discussing whether a ‘Europa League’ win would warrant adding an extra star onto either club’s crest. Everyone said no, as it would cheapen the true meaning of the original stars.

[Joel @jmDCFC]

That is sensational hahahah

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

At the end of the day, we always win...

[OT5 Daily @OT5Dailys]

Niall Horan talking about the Derby County club rumours of being sold!

via talksport

[Joel @jmDCFC]

@AndyMargett everything is so partisan these days. Surely it’s not that controversial to say the optics of Saudi/gulf state investment isn’t great, but that it’s probably necessary to compete these days? Clowes does have to get this next step right as a lot of goodwill has built up

[Joel @jmDCFC]

@LP__92 some of the #discourse on this is gonna be nuts

[Jacob Whitehead @jwhitey98]

A few vignettes about the man.

[Sock Council @SockCouncil]

From Google: In 2021, Egyptian worker & Al-Ahly fan Ahmed Mohamed Omar was arrested in Saudi Arabia over a 2019 tweet criticizing Al-Sheikh's involvement in Egyptian football. He was held in forced disappearance for 1.5 years before being sentenced to 19 years in prison.

[Joel @jmDCFC]

@joshpearson180 Derby’s much better as just the ram

[Vital Football @VitalFootballUK]

The 2026/27 Championship... but make it 'Coca Cola' 🤩

#SkyBetChampionship | #EFL

[Joel @jmDCFC]

Get yourselves straight down that tunnel you tragic pricks. Fans can have their fun but as players you’ve finished 17th two years in a row at a billion pound stadium 🤣🤣

[Joel @jmDCFC]

Get him got @Clowes @Eustace @Pearce

[Richard Oluwamayowa @Olaogun_]

Hello @LCFC

I’m Olaogun, a winger also played as a striker from Nigeria. I’ve spent the last 3 years training daily to get one shot at professional football.

I’m not asking for a contract. I’m asking for 7 days on trial to show you what I can do. If I’m not good enough, I’ll walk away with no hard feelings.

I’m fast, direct, and I work harder than anyone on the pitch.

My highlights are here: https://t.co/nD68FCLsMn

Thanks,
Olaogun
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[Mike Smale @MikeySmale]

Hang it in the Louvre.. 🤣🤣