JM Willis

Ich bin ein Geek. Film critic @ ordained minister, pop culture savant, cubicle drone. You stay classy planet Earth.

[JM Willis @jm_willis]

@StaterBrosInc @StaterBrosMkts I bought your 3 vlavor variety pack cat food and only got turkey and beef. #Notcool #mycatsarebummed

[JM Willis @jm_willis]

You're allowed to have an opinion, but don't be shocked if people don't concur. It's shows lack of common sense, & dumb AF thinking her joke wasn't blatant racism. I'd say @therealroseanne looks like a baboon's ass, but that's more of an observation than an opinion.

[JM Willis @jm_willis]

Watching Return of the Jedi. What are those Lego bases on the storm troopers back armor used for?
#jedi #RevengeOfTheFifth #StarWars #imhigh #stoners #StonerFam

[JM Willis @jm_willis]

@FoxNews What kind of shitty hunter uses a multi-round cartridge to shoot one target? Unless you're mowing down Bambi's entire family because you're an unskilled asshole.

[JM Willis @jm_willis]

@hellogines Get a dog whistle.

[JM Willis @jm_willis]

I liked it. #BrightMovie #CriticsChoice #criticsreview #film #Netflix #whatsthebigdeal #WhoCares

[JM Willis @jm_willis]

People magazine is subjective on what's sexy. They once voted Nick Nolte as Worlds Sexiest Man. It wasn't Rich Man Poor Man Nolte, it was old AF drunken mugshot Nolte. Apparently People is into that. #dontjudge #PeopleMagazine #sexy #BlakeShelton

[JM Willis @jm_willis]

Amount of sugar leftover from my kids' bag of sour patch… https://t.co/ZJZke69S2z

[JM Willis @jm_willis]

Dave Made a Maze Movie Review https://t.co/MS3mN0SGGw
#review

[JM Willis @jm_willis]

Don't blame the artist of the Tomb Raider poster, blame the visually impaired manager who signed off on that shit. #derp #quityerjob #FAIL

[JM Willis @jm_willis]

All girl Lord of the Flies remake? Please stop. Enough gender flipping old shit. #itdoesntwork #hollywooddumb #pandering

[JM Willis @jm_willis]

Blue sleeps while I work - Ash vs. Evil Dead Season 2 on Blu-Ray 08/22/17.
#writerslife… https://t.co/AKe8quVjgF

[JM Willis @jm_willis]

@Mark_DMcKinney Fell on love in 6th grade. Repeated lines and bits to other kids, and nobody knew WTF I was saying. Got me through my teen years. #KITH

[JM Willis @jm_willis]

"That dog looks hungry" is right up there with "water is wet" and "grass is green." #cliche #obviously #duh #stonerthoughts #weedlogic

[JM Willis @jm_willis]

@selenagomez says about boyfriend The Weeknd, "I'm genuinely myself." Translation: Found a guy I can fart in front of. #RelationshipGoals

[JM Willis @jm_willis]

#2brokegirls Not surprised. It was dying a slow death by having to use a laugh track. #cancellation

[JM Willis @jm_willis]

Seth Rogen and The Lonely Island team up for a movie about a music festival that goes horribly wrong.#fyrefestival ?
https://t.co/v116rG9OIq

[JM Willis @jm_willis]

@hitRECordJoe Nibbler

[JM Willis @jm_willis]

@SenSanders So let's vote again and he'll see how truly unpopular he really is. His fragile pumpkin head can't take that kind of rejection.

[Amber Scorah @amberscorah]

DeVos Help needed. They're three votes short of blocking her. If you live in ME, TN, AK, GA, UT, NC, WY, LA, KS, SC, or KY, call! Pls RT!