Hmmm, maybe they intentionally let the reporter into the Signal chat to distract us from the illegal dententions of people legally living here??? @SecDef might just be being thrown under the bus by Stephen Miller and @POTUS
I was gonna ask @elonmusk and @DOGE to investigate if @POTUS was tanking the economy to make his crypto currency more valuable, but I didn't wanna give them any ideas.
New plan for musicians. Release your music in a message to @SecDef and he will make the press aware and send the tour schedule out to everyone. Then @elonmusk can investigate it via @DOGE and it will expand the listeners with no cost.
Thankfully the @USPS is unreliable and getting worse, with no oversight by the great @DOGE or @elonmusk
I guess if I don't get a bill, I will treat it like @POTUS and just not pay it. I just follow leadership, blindly.
Testing, testing...wondering if publicly mocking @elonmusk for his hair plugs is allowed, or is this just where he is allowed to freely post his racist diatribes and be a shitty dad? Asking for my friends, who have all left this app...my last mockery didn't post
@elonmusk I am getting older, but not yet balding. Just in case, can I get your hair plug doc's name--cos I want one that does not look fake, so I wanna sure to use a different one. Just tell @SecDef and he will leak it.
I am glad @elonmusk is destroying our air traffic control, cos @SecDef is just telling everyone where the planes are going. That is definitely @DOGE at it's best.
I drink alot of bourbon and was born near Canada--who as a country, no longer does. Guess I will join them, cos, clearly @SecDef can't hold off despite his promises. But, ya know he swore not to commit treason. Maybe @elonmusk and @DOGE should take a look at Petey's expenses?
Gosh darn it has been a long time since I have been here? Anyone leak any emails lately, or do we let secrets about via other apps? @elonmusk @SecDef
Just checking to see the new treason rules.
I am not shocked that immediately after being purchased by the garbage company, @tmobile that my lovely relationship with @mint has become awful and that I gave wasted this day