JD Mack

come see me play music. I do it alot. or, kinda, just when I want now. happier, healthier.

[JD Mack @jmackinder]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump are you scared? Big Bird is actually over 6'3"

[JD Mack @jmackinder]

Don't mind me, I am just sitting around making recipes for smoked cheetos that don't make you musky.

[JD Mack @jmackinder]

@elonmusk Says the dude taking jobs away from people.

[JD Mack @jmackinder]

@elonmusk @Grummz The R-word has been cancelled, you fing bigot.

[JD Mack @jmackinder]

@elonmusk You mean things like @POTUS golf days?

[JD Mack @jmackinder]

Hmmm, maybe they intentionally let the reporter into the Signal chat to distract us from the illegal dententions of people legally living here??? @SecDef might just be being thrown under the bus by Stephen Miller and @POTUS

[JD Mack @jmackinder]

I was gonna ask @elonmusk and @DOGE to investigate if @POTUS was tanking the economy to make his crypto currency more valuable, but I didn't wanna give them any ideas.

[JD Mack @jmackinder]

New plan for musicians. Release your music in a message to @SecDef and he will make the press aware and send the tour schedule out to everyone. Then @elonmusk can investigate it via @DOGE and it will expand the listeners with no cost.

[JD Mack @jmackinder]

Thankfully the @USPS is unreliable and getting worse, with no oversight by the great @DOGE or @elonmusk
I guess if I don't get a bill, I will treat it like @POTUS and just not pay it. I just follow leadership, blindly.

[JD Mack @jmackinder]

Do you remember that time @SecDef sent out military plans via a public site to a reporter? Yeah. Yesterday. That long ago.

[JD Mack @jmackinder]

@elonmusk Being a Nazi/racist/self-centered piece of garbage is what you see in the mirror every morning as you arrange your hair plugs

[JD Mack @jmackinder]

@elonmusk I reckon you don't have an editor. It is "BRING out your dead"
I therefore ban you from referring to @montypython ever again, you twat!

[JD Mack @jmackinder]

Testing, testing...wondering if publicly mocking @elonmusk for his hair plugs is allowed, or is this just where he is allowed to freely post his racist diatribes and be a shitty dad? Asking for my friends, who have all left this app...my last mockery didn't post

[JD Mack @jmackinder]

@elonmusk I am getting older, but not yet balding. Just in case, can I get your hair plug doc's name--cos I want one that does not look fake, so I wanna sure to use a different one. Just tell @SecDef and he will leak it.

[JD Mack @jmackinder]

I am glad @elonmusk is destroying our air traffic control, cos @SecDef is just telling everyone where the planes are going. That is definitely @DOGE at it's best.

[JD Mack @jmackinder]

I drink alot of bourbon and was born near Canada--who as a country, no longer does. Guess I will join them, cos, clearly @SecDef can't hold off despite his promises. But, ya know he swore not to commit treason. Maybe @elonmusk and @DOGE should take a look at Petey's expenses?

[JD Mack @jmackinder]

Gosh darn it has been a long time since I have been here? Anyone leak any emails lately, or do we let secrets about via other apps? @elonmusk @SecDef
Just checking to see the new treason rules.

[JD Mack @jmackinder]

I am not shocked that immediately after being purchased by the garbage company, @tmobile that my lovely relationship with @mint has become awful and that I gave wasted this day

[JD Mack @jmackinder]

@VancityReynolds in case you were wondering, my service with mint is shit now. I seriously fail on sending texts and can't wait to move on.

[JD Mack @jmackinder]

@ShonnaTucker Pickle for the win!