amy hansen or some shit

she/her • completely unnecessary • #BlackLivesMatter

[amy hansen or some shit @jmadds0]

Tr*mp sure does like to talk like a mob boss for a dumb bitch that couldn’t manage a fucking Pizza Hut

[amy hansen or some shit @jmadds0]

That scene in KOTH when Luanne jumps on the trampoline with her dead boyfriend’s angel while Life In A Northern Town plays in the background will always make me cry, every time

[amy hansen or some shit @jmadds0]

@DannyZawadzki Forever. Sorry 😞

[amy hansen or some shit @jmadds0]

@JackieLeonard01 Happy birthday Ted, you handsome guy!

[Sage Hyden @sagehyden]

every week the finnish prime minister has to apologize for being cool as fuck

[James @CaucasianJames]

one of the most insane notifications i’ve ever gotten

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

MRI of a person speaking

[amy hansen or some shit @jmadds0]

Listen, if you make a purchase and realllllly think you need to use a lot of change, you should have it counted out beforehand. Inconsiderate to the employee and the customers waiting behind you. Just saying 🙃

[amy hansen or some shit @jmadds0]

@alnance10 @itsarockylife Literally came here to say this, knowing Aaron probably said it before

[amy hansen or some shit @jmadds0]

@Heitzyie5496

[amy hansen or some shit @jmadds0]

@alnance10 Busch lite? In bottles? That is not what God intended

[Hana Baig, MD @hanabaig_]

Iced coffee is for pleasure, hot coffee is for business

[Ben Lyons @ba_lyons]

Faculty are 25 times more likely to have a parent with a PhD.

I just remembered that when I was a kid, our window AC unit leaked onto our carpet and a giant mushroom appeared overnight.

If you're 1st gen and you also had a mushroom in your living room I see you.

[amy hansen or some shit @jmadds0]

me when joe bastianich speaks: shut the fuck UP

[AB @AlannaBennett]

I'm so happy Daniel Radcliffe decided to become a weird little character actor. He said this generation's Steve Buscemi or BUST and I love that for us.

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

do what you love and you’ll never own property a day in your life

[childless_dog_lady @theeunfluencer]

Here’s Highland Park shooter Bobby Crimo attending a Trump rally last year.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Here’s a gun-wielding MAGA Republican Senate candidate encouraging his followers to literally hunt non-MAGA Republicans