Cucumber Jones

Family, Packers, Technology, Beer. Order changes based on sobriety.

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@WillHallKARE11 You poking fun at the Packers and Jordan Love for having a bad game when Darnold and the Vikings had not one but two bad games.

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@200pipss @elonmusk Bootlicking a billionaire is pretty sad

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@CommonManKFAN Terrible city with terrible fans

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@PHoff32 @heyyguido

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@heyyguido This guy's vote counts just as much as mine. It's wild.

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@hilaryluros Yes and one of the best!

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@awfulannouncing Make it stop

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@Delta Really frustrating experience today. I changed my return flight today. In the seconds it took me to change it, Delta gave away my Comfort+ seats on my departing flight. Why would the system not hold the seats momentarily, until the flight change was completed?

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@DionDeLesia @uncsickoposter @NYMag

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@airswoopes22 Reality is coming

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@john_matze @RonPaul LOL

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@john_matze @RonPaul Cisgender

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@GrageDustin @JRobFromMN Jesus Christ you are dumb

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@hasanthehun Man you guys will love Trump. So good.

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@charliekirk11 You're so scared

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@culcasichris1 @RealAlexJones You're too much of a coward to actually do it.

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@newscientist The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep

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@NNeidballa @ShouseHal @Grammy8 @AriFleischer You people having screaming that about Democrats for 30 years. Weird how it hasn't happened yet.

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@SwiftOnSecurity One and only

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@douglandry @gtconway3d He's got covid for sure