Jonathon Martinez

Schreiner University '17 ΦΔΘ

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Apple weather app on the iPhone is ass. Always has been.

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

The San Antonio way 🥳🚘

#NBADraftLottery | @Ticketmaster

[Jonathon Martinez @jmart_95]

@ChampagneJordi Thank God for starter words 😂🙌🏼

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

My thoughts on the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

[Jonathon Martinez @jmart_95]

When we were Young Festival here we go babyyyy

[corey @7yeroc]

mike richards when the executive producers picked the permanent host.

[Autie @autiodrip]

me an hour late to work like “sorry there was traffic”

[Matt Stepp @Matt_Stepp817]

ERCOT in February "we shut down because it was just too cold, our grid is built to handle the Texas Summer"
ERCOT in June "ohh my bad, its also too hot"

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Gotta listen to some Robert Earl Keen today--because the road goes on forever and the party never ends.

[DE’AARON FOX WAS GAMBLING @SmediumYSLTees]

Y’all cyberattack everything but student loans and it’s so annoying. Focus.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

This period in history will be known as The Dumb Ages

[Jonathon Martinez @jmart_95]

This is my toxic trait ��🏻‍♂️

[𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙣 ⊹ @SeanAstro]

I said what I said:

[Mike @djchocchipcook]

I’ve just realized that the American dream is living in Europe

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

wear a mask

don't be a dumb fuck

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

It's the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century....

just in case y'all were wondering. #GoSpursGo

[Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls]

“This could’ve been an email”

[Jonathon Martinez @jmart_95]

Halftime better be the Bubble Bowl

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Bears-Saints is also simulcasting on Nickelodeon. "SpongeBob Sports Pants"

This is real.

https://t.co/P2jwo5g2Cs