jmauldin

survivor of 40 years in retail. screaming liberal. lover of hardback books, cats and wine!

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@Panthers And why is this note-worthy— isn’t that his job? The minimum requirement?

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@TheDarkPages @DADiClementi They must be related - they have similar features😜

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@DADiClementi @TheDarkPages Here’s my black cat. His name is Sweets (from character on Bones tv show) He’s nuts, but we love him.❤️

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@TheAuthorGuy PLEASE GO TO CHEF JOE GERA’S posts on Twitter and see what he has learned about the ‘real’ Dana white - who Susie Wiles recommended for Press Secretary (before she was fired). I swear this is true- check it out!

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@thejackhopkins You might want to check out Chef Joe Gera’s post - Susie Wiles recommended Dana White from DOD - Trump thought it was the other Dana White — another Four Seasons situation!!!! This is true.

[Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @redhotnerd]

UFC DANA WHITE has “turned down” the job. Just like I said. Per CNN 9 minutes ago.

[Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @redhotnerd]

Ok, I didn’t expect a story time on Saturday, but here we go. What I’m about to write is TRUE. It is insane, stupid, and very dumb, but it is true. Earlier today Donald J Trump, the p[resident of the United States, posted that he had offered the job of Press Secretary to Dana White. Well, it was the wrong Dana White… 🧵

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@CalltoActivism He wants Alaska control it so he can fulfill his already made deal with Putin.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

There is much to celebrate this week, but I want to call specific attention to historic gains Democratic women made in representation:

- For the first time in history, over 100 Democratic women will serve in the U.S. House.

- At least 16 Democratic women will serve in the Senate.

- At least 14 Democratic women will serve as governors, a record high.

- A record of 2,600 Democratic women running for seats in state legislatures helped flip 12 majorities and break 11 supermajorities.

- Four states elected their first woman governor: Georgia, Minnesota, Ohio, and Tennessee.

- @KeishaBottoms will be the first Black woman to serve as a governor.

- @DebHaalandNM will be the first Native American woman to serve as a governor.

- @GinaHinojosaTX will be the first Latina to serve as governor of Texas.

- @peggyflanagan will be the first Native American woman to serve in the Senate.

I am beyond excited to see these extraordinary people and public servants tackle accountability, affordability, and our other challenges to make life better for everyone in this country.

Congratulations to everyone who ran: win or lose, fighting for what's right is always worth it.

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There is widespread confusion among Democrats this morning, after they accidentally won the US midterms despite their best efforts to lose. They now face their worst nightmare: enthused voters who actually expect something from them.

They are weighing up whether to condemn James Talarico and Abdul El-Sayed for giving people false hope, or pretend to be just like them. Perhaps the smart move will be to take the credit, just like that kid who pushes a train in that meme. Whichever way they go, there’s no denying this is awkward.

Ordinarily, Democrats prefer a tiny majority, so they can assign two bad cops to block every bill they introduce. Now they’ll either have to not introduce bills or pray that Trump vetoes them. Given the President spends half his time sleeping and can’t even finish his sentences, this is a risky strategy.

There is every chance that Americans end up with something good entirely by accident. I wouldn’t even rule out Trump forgetting to veto the release of the Epstein files. As you can imagine, the corporate donors who own both sides have steam coming out of their ears.

Democrats were so determined to lose that one of them endorsed a Republican to stop a Muslim from taking Michigan. Unfortunately, 60% of Michigan’s Jews turned out to be antisemites and voted for Halal law and Sharia meat. Chuck Schumer and Haley Stevens are losing their fucking minds.

It’s fair to say neither side wanted a blue wave to sweep across the US. Unfortunately, the Republicans’ strategy of saying a load of racist stuff and doing endless war backfired. Americans are only in favour of those things when they can afford fuel and groceries. Now that everything’s getting expensive, they are going cold on the whole imperialism thing.

President Trump was left scratching his head, wondering how he lost so badly, despite winning the Iran war 27 times this year. I don’t have the heart to tell him that Pete Hegseth lied. After all, he’s still mourning Lindsey Graham who could only watch on from hell as the results came in.

Without Lindsey Graham’s presence, the axis of evil is falling apart. The warmongers don’t even know who they are anymore. The result broke John Bolton so badly that his moustache crawled away and said it’s getting a divorce.

Bolton criticised Trump for his forever war in Iran and for surrounding himself with yes men. Given that he’s never seen a war that didn’t arouse him, this is deeply troubling.

The Republicans are facing a major identity crisis. If they’re no longer the party of paedophilia and genocide, what else can they offer? They’ve even lost the ability to cheat properly. They somehow lost the seats they’d gerrymandered, and to make matters worse, someone forgot to flip the voting machines.

We saw state after state change colour after people who normally prefer the greater evil chose the lesser one. Even Texas turned blue, despite scientists insisting this was physically impossible. It was supposed to be one of the three laws of the universe. You can’t go faster than light, Trump can’t be trusted around school girls, and Texas can’t turn blue.

For the longest time everyone just accepted this is how reality works. Now the Democrats have taken every office in Texas: Senator, Governor, Lt Governor, Attorney General, Land Commissioner, Comptroller of Public Accounts, Agriculture Commissioner, Railroad Commissioner, and all four Supreme Court Justices.

I can’t bear how embarrassing this must be for Elon Musk who tried desperately to buy Texas for $212 million. Turns out this was the biggest waste of money since he spent $40 billion to rename Twitter, only for everyone to keep calling it Twitter. Imagine being the world’s richest man, owning the most powerful propaganda tool in history, and still no one listens to you.

At least it’s all bad news today. Israel has disputed the claim that Iran achieved regime change in the US, after it successfully installed AIPAC Shakur as House Speaker. If anyone can let Democrat voters down as badly as President Biden, it’s Hakeem Jeffries.

The first black House Speaker in US history has already announced his determination to be the worst black House Speaker. Americans are terrified this might inspire Kamala Harris to do another presidential run.

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@mmpadellan Random question- why didn’t you vote early vs waiting for Election Day? No snark. Just curious.

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@RazorbackFB This coach is awful. Play calling is amateurish- Hogs look like a bad high school team. How embarrassing. Worst team in the SEC AND, I would say, worst team in the NCAAF.

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@donwinslow This is my Dad. He is 98 years old. Lifelong Democrat. He voted early. He knows how important this election is.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Happy Halloween 🎃….mandatory full MJ Thriller video post

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@sandibachom @HeatherThomasAF You know where they are - anything and everything with Trump has long been destroyed. From Bill Barr to Kash Patel, all evidence even suggesting Trump’s involvement or participation is gone. That’s why Trump is so confident.

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This is my Dad. He’s 98 years old. In remarkable health - 100% functioning brain. Extremely active. Sings , plays piano, teaches Bible history. An eternal optimist. A joyful, happy person. A delight to be around. And a beautiful liberal Democrat!

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@Panthers @LevineChildrens @AtriumHealth That's nice and all, but Panther players need to spend more time learning how to play football.

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@DADiClementi SAME!