The Blitz

Sports and music fan who loves his annual Disney trip with the family

[The Blitz @jmburd]

What a time to be a Liverpool supporter

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

#LFC are delighted to announce they have signed Roberto Firmino from Hoffenheim, subject to a medical #FirminoLFC

[The Blitz @jmburd]

@SCNext Calling @Wes_nship - Friday night lights hall of fame name. Antwon Cornbread Adams.

[The Blitz @jmburd]

I hear all the negative reviews of @Airbnb hosts that want you to deep clean the place after you’ve paid a cleaning fee. Been there. Done that.

But I just stayed at a home in Annapolis that literally told me that only thing I needed to do when I left was lock the door.

[The Blitz @jmburd]

Honestly, a squirrel had to be the one who put him up to that.

[🚘Brutal Cams🎥 @brutalcams]

The chances of a rabbit kicking you off your scooter are incredibly low… but never zero 😭

[The Blitz @jmburd]

Good times, man. Good times.

[OK Go @okgo]

On this day in 2006, we released the Here It Goes Again music video. This video cost less than $5,000 and was shot in 17 very sweaty takes, but it took us to the Grammys, the VMAs, and to the email inboxes of millions of people (you couldn’t share videos to social media back then).

20 years later, we actually now can share this to social media. Enjoy!

[The Blitz @jmburd]

The Broken Glasses Game

[Ipostanything LFC @postanythingLFC]

Liverpool 4:4 against Norwich. 3 mins played into the 5 added minutes, Klopp losing his head in the touchline on Liverpool inability to kill the game. A shot rebound and there goes Lallana iconic hit. Klopp goes wild 🤯

[The Blitz @jmburd]

Been a good tournament so far.

[Stock Mom™ @stockmom]

I can't stop listening to this song. Best thing that came out of the World cup being in the United States this year. 🇺🇸

Watching this compilation of fans from all over the world at the 2026 World Cup in America is so heartwarming.

USA USA USA 🇺�

[The Blitz @jmburd]

@GuardiansP1zWin

[The Blitz @jmburd]

@FreddyLA7 @bigbabolat Make sure you get the insurance!

[The Blitz @jmburd]

I literally LOL-ed sitting in my office watching this on my computer when he did that. Crazy!

[3four3 @3four3]

Gets crazier every time I see it.

[The Blitz @jmburd]

😂

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[The Blitz @jmburd]

I want to read this again for the first time.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named.

The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river.

The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn.

Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound.

"Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever.

It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin.

"Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather.

I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet.

In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair.

And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge.

You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain.

The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste.

I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind.

Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again.

"Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up.

Discipline is a journey.

[The Blitz @jmburd]

@WoodyWhite13 @deaninserra Equating England and Tennessee. I’m not sure if that’s an insult to England or Tennessee. But I know it’s an insult to one of them.

[The Blitz @jmburd]

Beautiful tribute. Thanks for sharing.

[Sean T at RCP @SeanTrende]

I almost hesitate to promote this, because it wasn't really intended to be a piece. I just sort of sat down and it came out. Maybe someone else out there has the same type of day today, and it'll speak to them.
https://t.co/xSMUDOrHcC

[The Blitz @jmburd]

Yes iPhone autocorrect, I really meant Amazon Proms. 🙄 Prime not even being an option on autocorrect should be the weirdest thing my phone has ever done. But it’s not in the top 10, maybe not even top 100.

[Mens_Corner__ @Mens_Corner__]

If you want to find the easiest way to complete a job, assign it to a lazy person

[The Blitz @jmburd]

@FBC_RH Philippians, forever putting an extra L in there.

[First Baptist Church @FBC_RH]

We are excited about VBS this year and can't wait for the date to arrive. VBS is for ages 4 years (potty trained) through 5th Grade! Visit https://t.co/9NPFdVdJpm and sign your kids up today!
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#vbs #church #kids #summer #june

[First Baptist Church @FBC_RH]

Always be humble and gentle. Be patient and accept each other with love. Ephesians 4:2
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#bible #quote #church #love #jesus #god

[The Blitz @jmburd]

I have no idea what has happened in sports for the last week because @YanPeronn is MIA.