Jo🥀

blessed beyond measure✨

[lavender @mangolavenderr]

If a man ever told me he spoke life into me idk what I’ll do to him ngl

[brooke @conradfshr]

“im titi” “boot this girl outta this bitch”

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[Kiwi @seattleiminyou]

This was me the whole month of march btw

[gi ꕤ @justbreathn]

ele é tão real, pq claro que a primeira reação a ser ter ao ver seu grande amor vivendo a vida dboa sem você é imediatamente se jogar de um prédio

[Adele Bloch @adele_bloch]

everyone wants a village, but no one wants to be a villager

> drive your friends to the airport
> go to their party even when you're tired
> stop cancelling last minute
> host at your place
> support the wins & losses

it's worth every ounce of effort

[jovan @ehjovan]

modern dating is so annoying like oh yeah let me pretend i dont wanna spend time with you for 2 weeks so you appreciate the uncommon effort im making

[jes @peestains]

may the lord smite me for finding myself in this position once again

[Glowja Cat✨@selfcarecoka @c0kahina]

Yall talkin bout some euphoria like this is MARK SLOAN. OF GREY SLOAN MEMORIAL HOSPITAL

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

all roads lead to me btw

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

December 18, 2026. #AvengersDoomsday

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

only hot girls spend new year’s eve and new years alone in their room

[zachariah @airtightangelic]

pauly d was 29-30 years old when the first season of jersey shore was filmed yet y’all wanna act like grannies at 27! get your ass in the club!

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Are you sleeping in heavenly peace with other bitches yes or no

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Boston Globe, Massachusetts, December 22, 1942

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i'm sure

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

That lady who said she was teaching her children to not be annoying and to recognize when they are being annoying was absolutely right. a lot of your parents did not teach you when you were being absolutely insufferable or annoying and you need to pick up on that asap.

[justus steele @justusteele]

im too tired to take pics and prove im still sexy you guys will just have to believe me

[trash jones @jzux]

my monkeys are inventing new circuses beyond my wildest imagination