Jared Crawford

Platform Security @Netflix. Previously @Twitter. Tweets are my own; memes should be taken as legal advice.

[Jared Crawford @jmcrawford45]

Ah my favorite kind of heisenbug, a cache changed to lazy load so error values disappear the second I try to look at them

[Jared Crawford @jmcrawford45]

@LindermanT Ngl I read this at first as “I’ve still got a shot to be clinically depressed”

[Jared Crawford @jmcrawford45]

How it feels when you're approving your own PRs on #github

[Jared Crawford @jmcrawford45]

@TheCafeEla @thevaliantsun I feel like this was a golden opportunity to claim number 7 is MissingNo.

[Jared Crawford @jmcrawford45]

I’m hurtling down the tarmac at an airport at 200mph, seems like a pretty sound inference to me

[Jared Crawford @jmcrawford45]

How is it the year of our lord 2023 and airplane mode still doesn’t automatically toggle on/off?!

[Jared Crawford @jmcrawford45]

another day wasted to a framework's inflexibility...

[Jared Crawford @jmcrawford45]

@xiaopeiwang Just got this from the library yesterday. Excited to read through it

[Jared Crawford @jmcrawford45]

@WolfeyGlick 🎶Real YouTubists sign their fan’s breakfast, this carb is blessed with the world champ difference 🎶

[Jared Crawford @jmcrawford45]

🍿My adventure continues with the Platform Security team @netflix

[Jared Crawford @jmcrawford45]

@GMHikaru Me spending 0.5s blundering my queen on move 20 of a bullet game after spending 45s confused in the opening

[Jared Crawford @jmcrawford45]

@LindermanT Little known fact: the private jet made a stop in Nashville on its way to South Bend. My Uber was 2 minutes late so I got the Kiffin treatment and left on the tarmac

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After months of interviewing for my next #SoftwareEngineering gig, I wanted to give my two cents on the process 1/N 🧵

[Jared Crawford @jmcrawford45]

@whoiskatrin @samwhoo I used SankeyMATIC, but there are lots of tools / frameworks for Sankey diagrams. Google Charts and Amazon QuickSight have support as well as plotly python lib

[Jared Crawford @jmcrawford45]

@martianoff Thanks Maksim! It was a pleasure working with you, and I'm excited to see what's next for you

[Jared Crawford @jmcrawford45]

@yidcheng Thanks Yi! It was always a pleasure working with you; I am rooting for you in your next adventure!

[Jared Crawford @jmcrawford45]

@mbestuk Most were clustered in the 12 weeks starting mid November. 2 weeks of quiet periods during holidays and a few outliers in the 4-6 weeks prior.

[Jared Crawford @jmcrawford45]

For those in the midst of their search, feel free to reach out. The times may be more uncertain, but remember that you bring unique skills and experiences to the table. Your dream role is out there, and it's waiting for you! #JobSearch N/N

[Jared Crawford @jmcrawford45]

Overall, the specific markets I was applying in have definitely softened a bit, but plenty of companies are still hiring. However, sudden layoffs, role eliminations, and incomplete offers are a more common occurrence now. 14/N