Mike Bryan

Hardcore Ex-Tweep 💙🫡

[Mike Bryan @wolf2point0]

Before I begin a chapter here is a 🧵 about the job that changed my life and career forever:
My life began with the deck stacked against me and I was on my own by the age of 15. I learned a few skills along the way and those skills caught the eye of a tech recruiter in 2017…

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

Check this guy out. Gonna be a Senate race to watch.

[Mike Bryan @wolf2point0]

@HunterBiden Congratulations Hunter. 15 years here. Hats off to you sir.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Rubio said the war might end today or tomorrow

[Mike Bryan @wolf2point0]

@RepOgles Was curious as to why you deleted your anti gay tweet. Are you a bigot AND a pussy? Your constituents have a right to know.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

With wired headies + sky tee the elder millennial energy is off the charts in the header pic here. Tho it was a missed opp for an “everything is embarrassing” headline…

(NB: i do wish the country was doing better than the bulwark but such is life)

https://t.co/7CJzHkaBmv

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Attention @Kash_Patel this is an imminent rape threat please investigate and arrest this man in 11 months

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Trump said he thinks his life was in danger as a result of the Jim Comey boomer resist seashell meme. Very convenient that we can say pussy again.

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam on Israel: "I swear to god there's some people out there just ready to kill and go across borders and take over land that doesn't belong to them, and they should get the fuck out. We don't want to give them our taxes to drop bombs on children. No more!"

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

I need a cigarette.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Epic trolling from Iran. 😂😂😂

[Embassy of Iran in Bulgaria @IRANinBULGARIA]

Begging is adorable, but the key is still in our pocket.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

I think we can just be blunt about this and acknowledge that Trump had to beg Pakistan *like a dog* to help him out of his jam. I take no pleasure in reporting this humiliating news about our president.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

So initially we wanted complete surrender in Iran and freedom for its people. Now we are looking into a Trump/Khamenei Joint Venture LLC with a toll booth that takes Melania coin on the Strait of Hormuz.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

War with Iran is going great

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

Wow

[Mike Bryan @wolf2point0]

“That what he has seen
Is hard to believe
And it does no good
To just pray
He asks of us to stand
And we must end this war today.”

[Jim Cornette @TheJimCornette]

Why is ANYONE so polite to this soulless, blood-drinking plastic-faced fucking ghoul? Tell her to her badly remodeled fucking face in no uncertain curse words what an evil douchebag she is and that we all know she's a lying bitch like her bloated orange boss.

[Global Insight Journal @GlobalIJournal]

🇺🇸🇮🇷 Tucker Carlson on Iran:

Everybody knows the only reason we're having this war is because Israel wants it. This is their last chance.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.  Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace.

I am focused on making sure that every New Yorker is safe. I have been in contact with our Police Commissioner and emergency management officials. We are taking proactive steps, including increasing coordination across agencies and enhancing patrols of sensitive locations out of an abundance of caution.

Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city — you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.