accidental seinfeld stan account

everybody wanted to know what would happen if i didn't win. guess we'll never know

[brian @brianonhere]

i appreciate some americans growing desire for building code changes that could lead to more pleasant apartment buildings but we should keep in mind when looking at European buildings and going “oh how lovely” — the ADA is one of like three uniquely decent things America ever did

[Dale Chu @Dale_Chu]

“The students who cannot read a 20-page article today are the voters who will not be able to read a bill, or the jurors who cannot follow a closing argument, tomorrow.”

[Jimmy Big Cups @GustavGrimes]

The ‘90s really had us reading about Norristown, PA in middle school

[sarah 🪿 @medievalthymes]

this is just what it feels like everyday now

[kellie 🌈 @cemeteryfIowers]

if you would’ve told me 13 years ago that zayn malik would live in bucks county and hang out in northeast philadelphia i wouldve laughed in your face but bro was really at paddy whacks last night

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

Imagine being so angry over a leaf from 120 years ago that you’re willing to reheat your century-old beef DAILY. A lifelong hater. He just like me fr

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me at work pretending to be nice

[Chiamaka Nwakalor-Egemba @chef_amakaa]

We have spent years being told it is “just a period problem” while our skin, our weight, our mood, and our energy were all falling apart. Today, the medical world finally admitted you were right.
PCOS is now PMOS.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

if you don't read any other article this year and want to read something that feels like you weren't even supposed to see it, this is everything you didn't know you needed. emptied the clip. put the money in the offering plate. throw the roses on the stage. this is WRITING.

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

The republican fear of becoming smart

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I just want to point out....

The amount of money the United States has spent on war in the last 67 days, is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. So the real question is never can we afford it, it's what we choose to prioritize.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (panic attacks, grilling sausages, making no progress in therapy, pool nap, repeating the same mistakes, ice cream sundae dinner)