jun edwerdz

I drink LaCroix and I vape

[jun edwerdz @JmEdwards34]

@Carvana why in gods name would I want a jeep compass? Get out of my email, lady!

[jun edwerdz @JmEdwards34]

“I had two slices of bad pizza, went to sleep. And grew a CONSCIENCE!”

Is the best way I can describe waking up just now at 4 AM

[jun edwerdz @JmEdwards34]

@ChandlerDelTaco if new qotsa album is boring to you then you’re on a heavy dose of ketamine at Coachella or something (yes there are some mediocre ones but overall…come on)

[jun edwerdz @JmEdwards34]

“He had bad grades but his mother got him into Yale. She probably screamed and yelled until they let him in.” - An actual conversation I just overheard in Boca Raton. Faith in humanity is dwindling lol

[jun edwerdz @JmEdwards34]

I stand by this tweet forever and always

[jun edwerdz @JmEdwards34]

"Move to our beautiful state. We'll teach you how to sling the word 'bigot' around like a pair of nunchucks!"

-California promotional ad

[jun edwerdz @JmEdwards34]

"Move to our beautiful state. We'll teach you how to sling the word 'bigot' around like a pair of nunchucks!"

-California promotional ad

[jun edwerdz @JmEdwards34]

“So what do you do in your spare time?”
“I take pictures…of myself….all day…just selfie after selfie after selfie and then I post to social media”
“Siiiiick…*vomiting and vomiting and profusely vomiting*…..you’re so cool”

[jun edwerdz @JmEdwards34]

Feel like there’s too many “every dude wearing these” memes. It’s getting to where it just shows 4 ppl and says “every human be wearing clothes”

[jun edwerdz @JmEdwards34]

@Billyhottakes Don’t take out a 40k loan for grad school and then proceed to spend your time in Athens drinking your body weight and shoving lots of stuff up your nose.

[jun edwerdz @JmEdwards34]

Elon Musk talking about freedom of speech is like Bane telling Gotham that he’s returning power to the people by giving one of them a detonator.

[jun edwerdz @JmEdwards34]

Hi, my name is Person McPerson and I could heavily benefit from shutting the fuck up. DM for more life advice

[jun edwerdz @JmEdwards34]

@J0shR1chard Coulda happened to any one of us man. Go easy on yourself

[jun edwerdz @JmEdwards34]

@ElizabethGuise3 @MissPandaBear1 I’m fucked

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@WalshFreedom Man I’m at a party til 4. Hard to leave can’t find the door. Shit man thought you’d understand

[jun edwerdz @JmEdwards34]

I could never be an elected official bc I’d mandate supplement advertising douchebags and Instagram influencer bimbos be sentenced sentenced to life in prison

[jun edwerdz @JmEdwards34]

@catholicdad420 *crosses fingers w eyes closed* “please bring pure cocaine back”

[jun edwerdz @JmEdwards34]

@J0shR1chard Dude I discovered that like a month ago and have listened most everyday

[jun edwerdz @JmEdwards34]

@J0shR1chard Cock

[jun edwerdz @JmEdwards34]

The government should just mail everyone $5k, a weeks supply of Xanax, and declare a holiday for the entire week of July 4th. Fuck hot dogs, everyone needs a vacation and a nap.

[jun edwerdz @JmEdwards34]

@J0shR1chard The worst is if the person next to you on the plane takes their shoes off and you smell their feet. Only time I’ve ever been grateful for masks…