Benjamin Bridgeman

In case you’re here trying to determine my bandwagon status, rest assured I did not become a Chiefs fan the same year I created this account.

[Benjamin Bridgeman @jmgluku]

@JTTheBrick @Daily_Chiefs_ People on vacation experiencing something that doesn’t come around all that often probably shouldn’t be compared with people who work the next day who will be back at the same spot next Sunday, as a general rule.

[Benjamin Bridgeman @jmgluku]

@darrellhappy78 I’ll have to double check, but I don’t think that’s what I said 😂

[Benjamin Bridgeman @jmgluku]

I’m not the best person to properly articulate this one, but the Kansas vs. Missouri “rivalry” is driven by a bloody pre-Civil War history, intense college sports rivalries and the fact that Missourians can’t drive for shit.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

Americans, I need the lore 🇺🇸

I keep seeing states that seem to HATE each other:
• California vs Texas
• New York vs Florida
• Ohio vs… everyone?? 😂

What's the REALEST state rivalry
that an outsider like me would never guess?

Educate this confused Japanese guy 🙏

[Benjamin Bridgeman @jmgluku]

Okay, 2 questions: will they play the US national anthem at Arrowhead tonight? And if so, are we about to confuse the hell out of a bunch of Argentina and Algeria fans with a “home of the CHIEFS?”

[Benjamin Bridgeman @jmgluku]

The Knicks just did to the Spurs what the 2015 Royals did to the Mets.

[Benjamin Bridgeman @jmgluku]

I don’t give a shit about weed, but you just can’t be that big of a dumbass. I mean, come on man.

[Benjamin Bridgeman @jmgluku]

This reads like an AITA segment, and yeah, you kinda are. Would it have been so difficult to spring for the pepperoni? You weren’t required to interact at all.

[Her_Nonymous_Diary @Her_Nonymous_D]

So today a homeless guy outside a pizza spot asked me if I could buy him something to eat.

He said he was hungry, and without really thinking twice I told him, “Yeah, okay.”

Then immediately after that, he starts telling me his order preferences 😭
Talking about, “I like extra cheese and pepperoni.”

Mind you… I was already doing this out of kindness, not because I’m DoorDash.

So I went inside and bought him a regular cheese slice. Nothing crazy, but still food.

I come back out, hand it to him, and this man looks at the pizza, looks at me, and goes, “I said I like extra cheese and pepperoni.”

The entitlement almost took me OUT.

So I looked right back at him and said, “You can take it or leave it.”

And instead of just accepting the slice, he….

[Benjamin Bridgeman @jmgluku]

@ChargersWorld It’s hilarious how moralistic people act over a sport that gives people CTE.

[Benjamin Bridgeman @jmgluku]

@Farzin21 Yeah, I’m pretty sure, think we lost 23-8 if memory serves

[Benjamin Bridgeman @jmgluku]

“To help them until Patrick Mahomes returns” is pretty rich considering Mahomes is starting week 1.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

Weeks 1-4 NFL Strength of Schedule (pictured)

the NFL protected the Chiefs MASSIVELY to help them until Patrick Mahomes returns

the NFL gave the Chiefs the #1 easiest schedule Weeks 1-4

DEN, IND, MIA, LVR

only 1 team is expected to have a winning record this year

[Benjamin Bridgeman @jmgluku]

I’ll watch, but the bar keeps getting lower and lower.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Season 3 of Quarterback coming to @netflix, July 14:

[Benjamin Bridgeman @jmgluku]

Someone should have started a list years ago of the asinine shit twitter will come up with to bitch about regarding the Kansas City Chiefs. You couldn���t make most of this nonsense up if you tried. This MNF in Denver or KC thing is just the most recent example.

[Benjamin Bridgeman @jmgluku]

@B_DiNucci6 @DB4L15 And as we all know, the NFL routinely makes its schedule based on what Ben DiNucci would prefer.

[Benjamin Bridgeman @jmgluku]

They crossed the 50 while he was still in the game, but sure.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

It’s one of the bigger “what ifs” in Super Bowl history...

#49ers S Ji’Ayir Brown talks about the freak injury to Dre Greenlaw in the Super Bowl vs. the #Chiefs and the impact it had on the team:

“He is the spark plug. He’s the engine. … It drained us. I think if Dre Greenlaw played that game, the Chiefs never pass the 50-yard line. Honestly.”

[Benjamin Bridgeman @jmgluku]

Since NFL schedule discourse is brain dead today, here’s a good song to distract you.

[LINKIN PARK @linkinpark]

From The Inside (Live in Mumbai)

[Benjamin Bridgeman @jmgluku]

@RonOnChiefs We kinda look at these things in a vacuum, but they make these decisions in conjunction with the entire rest of the schedule. 32 teams, 272 games, it’s probably kinda like putting together a puzzle and I’m betting plain old logistical issues have more influence than we realize.

[Benjamin Bridgeman @jmgluku]

@ThundaJunk @MIZTigerKC @hbtCHIEFS I kinda prefer getting the road games out of the way early. I’d rather have a the Raiders or Chargers playing in the cold.

[Benjamin Bridgeman @jmgluku]

@priceacarter No time for Denver to adjust to the Chiefs new offensive identity.

[Benjamin Bridgeman @jmgluku]

@KyleBrandt Why do people keep saying this sort of thing? That isn’t how the schedule is made. If you win the Super Bowl, you get to start at home on Thursday night. Beyond that, none of this stuff means anything.