john

As flies to wanton boys, we are for the gods.

[john @jmilik]

Was having my hair cut and decided to lick my lips. Instead I licked my barber's hand. Worst encounter of my life. Unexplainable

[john @jmilik]

@sebblanee hey, would like to buy. is it still going?

[john @jmilik]

@GerMc31 2

[Andy @andyyy_1]

Remember when journalism used to be a proper job? Stop posting dances on TikTok and saying "mood" and go find the next Watergate my old son👍🏼

[john @jmilik]

@RMG_Davies the best lampoon of any celeb I've ever seen this https://t.co/vHq8LnzDfx

[john @jmilik]

@RMG_Davies this might help explain it https://t.co/A9hwML3quE

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

NEW: Boris Johnson awards Gavin Williamson a knighthood.

Why *now*? In middle of Russian crisis?

He was appointed defence secretary in Nov 2017 at exact moment, FBI revealed its Trump-Russia investigation began in London.

Is this relevant?
1/
https://t.co/0D9cs8711u

[john @jmilik]

@forgottengoals @jonnywelfare this is a solid account

[john @jmilik]

@FootballCliches adjudication panel - hearing a record number of 'well-run club' shouts after Brentford's opening day victory. what's the historical precedent for a well-run club, and will Leicester vs Brentford be the ultimate well-run club derby?

[john @jmilik]

when you've watched a lot of pole vault the high jump begins to look pathetic

[john @jmilik]

nessun dorma genuinely slaps, what a track

[john @jmilik]

@FootballCliches for the first time you're talking nonsense. '08 was elite (for Turkey alone and their clutch wins against Croatia and Czechia), '12 was terrible all round. can't have a team with no striker winning the European Championship 🚮🚮🚮

[john @jmilik]

@FootyAccums @itvfootball @FootballCliches sneaky "in and around" from Wrighty here in case you haven't already been notified

[john @jmilik]

@jackohilts but is it economically efficient? that's the most important thing

[David Simon @AoDespair]

DeAngelo: "Man who invented them things still workin' in that basement for regular wage, thinkin' up some shit to make the fries taste better, some shit like that. Believe."
Bernie: "Why the hell you think I'm socialist, yo."
Wallace: "Yeah fuck Hamilton. He wasn't no president."

[john @jmilik]

@SimonMarksFSN or better yet, a high school. certain teenagers have had to walk through these every day for years as a result of crazed GOP firearm worship

[john @jmilik]

@RMG_Davies @WelBeast I think it is!! the famous arsenal horse shoe

[john @jmilik]

@RMG_Davies @MJTatters he's already deleted it???? qu'est-ce que c'etait?

[Jack Hilton @jackohilts]

If you know about Koyaanisqatsi then you know what happens next

[john @jmilik]

@jackohilts big night?

[john @jmilik]

all roads lead to stalingrad