JK

I'll just mind my business over here

[JK @jmkfromchicago]

@bootlegshakira I swear this was because of my friend at Stop That Train

[JK @jmkfromchicago]

wtf shit looks nasty

[JK @jmkfromchicago]

Person who’s seen 4 movies in their life when asked to discuss cinema:

[McRib @McR1B69]

Interesting in that it’s not Spielberg’s best anything and yet it’s better than most movies that exist

[Is Mitch McConnell Dead Yet? @IsMitchDeadYet]

Watch this space…

[John Macgowan @john_macgowan]

The reason Disclosure Day isn't resonating is the whole plot revolves around using broadcast television to change the world, a concept that anyone under the age of 55 finds completely unbelievable. The movie starts with a weather woman sperging out and making weird sounds live on air and that's meant to go viral? In Australian television that's any given broadcast. In real life the network would bombard youtube with copyright take down notices, no one would ever know it happened. Then they broadcast the government secrets to the whole world on one station's rig? Why didn't they just post it online? That's never explained! It probably would have been a cool movie in 1999.

[199621147 @lyemcfly]

Nigga gonna be a trans girl by 2028

[Bree Lang @thatgrlbreelang]

I’m a Mumford & Sons fan so I want them to play, but also I’m a Mumford & Sons fan so I’m 30 and wanna go to bed.

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[JK @jmkfromchicago]

@alibrooke4ever Like Hamilton and the end of the musical

[belakboy @itsbelakboy]

what do you mean the runway themes this bracket have been butter and barn
#dragrace

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Susan Boyle debuts new look:

“A new era starts tomorrow.”

[Amy Siskind 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 @Amy_Siskind]

I will never normalize the ‘Dear Leader’ cabinet meetings, in which grown-ups take turns flattering Trump with a string of lies. It’s disgusting, undemocratic, and un-American!

[Ella ⚢💋 @donatELLA_00]

Vivacious is the motherlyest mother ever to mother

[daz @MetamateDaz]

AMERICA COULD HAVE HAD STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS BUT INSTEAD THEY HAVE INSURRECTIONIST FORGIVENESS

[cakesniffer @pollypocketmwa]

how did I never connect these dots #dragrace #allstars11

[JK @jmkfromchicago]

@pollypocketmwa Waitttttt….. whaaaatttt

[JK @jmkfromchicago]

@morganmcmichael Mama tell production asap

[Morgan Mcmichaels @morganmcmichael]

I don’t know about you, but I would absolutely love to see The first episode of each bracket and then after that the second episode of each bracket …etc

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Found a novelization of Precious based on the novel Push by Sapphire

[🏖🦀BlockHead4000🏝🐠 @blockhead4000]

This bitch took Wegovy and looks like a founding father now