Joe Montemurro

[Joe Montemurro @jmonte15]

1. Michigan
2. Washington
3. Georgia
4. Texas

[Joe Montemurro @jmonte15]

It’s wild that when Thanos said he could kill all those people just by snapping his fingers… he wasn’t just using a figure of speech. He really did have to snap his fingers to get those stones to do their killing shit apparently

[Joe Montemurro @jmonte15]

@mattyglesias Wait… the liquor store or Plough and Stars?

[Joe Montemurro @jmonte15]

@mattyglesias Yeah but you’re forgetting how clutch it is to have a place to park if you’re going to visit your boy who lives on Orchard… and you don’t have a resident permit. @PhillyTok

[Joe Montemurro @jmonte15]

@AlanMontemurro @TheLastofUsHBO Yessir. Give it a watch. Mom may not like it though

[Joe Montemurro @jmonte15]

Was not expecting the Neil Simon classic Goodbye Girl to make an appearance in @TheLastofUsHBO

Icing on the cake for this show.

[Joe Montemurro @jmonte15]

American football:

Jaquiskiiiiii Tartt doo doo doo doo duh doo
Jaquiskiiiiii Tartt doo doo doo doo duh doo

[Joe Montemurro @jmonte15]

@Ryan_McDonald13 I see that you also didn’t text me… about this one…

[Joe Montemurro @jmonte15]

I love when my friends text me to let me know they tweeted. And I’m like, lemme go like that shit.

Gotta have each other’s backs out here.

[Joe Montemurro @jmonte15]

How is @JetBlue still in business?

[Joe Montemurro @jmonte15]

Lol 😂 once again @davidsirota is right on the money. Pun sorta intended.

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

Here’s the founding member of Libertarians For Government Deposit Insurance

[Joe Montemurro @jmonte15]

@NBA should just bite the bullet and do a 2K all star game.

[Brian Ho @BrianHo30593509]

@jmonte15 @SubtleHurricane Do it you won’t

[Joe Montemurro @jmonte15]

Yo @SubtleHurricane can I eat your yogurt?

[Joe Montemurro @jmonte15]

Liberal vs. conservative seems to be an outdated way to understand US political camps. Feels more like moralizing technocrats vs. moralizing libertarians.

[Joe Montemurro @jmonte15]

@JohnMiddlekauff War…. Children?

[Joe Montemurro @jmonte15]

Where is @AaronRodgers12 living when he is on the Jets? Whatawe think… Sparta?

[Joe Montemurro @jmonte15]

@Afc_Aubamanelli @AaronRodgers12 I’m not sure what you’re talking about.

[Joe Montemurro @jmonte15]

Lookout, NFL. @AaronRodgers12 cut his hair… we might as well just give the packers the Lombardi now.

[Joe Montemurro @jmonte15]

At the crime scene. LOL!

[Joe Montemurro @jmonte15]

Nothing quite like grabbing some dunks and walking right past all the yuppies in the Starbucks line at the airport. What can I say… Real man of the people over here