jacob morris

[James @CaucasianJames]

just realized i haven’t climbed a tree in years. perhaps those days are in the past. guess i’ll just check my fucking credit score or something

[tate @50FirstTates]

me: wheres the 13th floor?

builder: we skip it in all our buildings

me: what why

builder:

me:

builder: *embarrassed* too spooky

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

It would appear I have fucked up.

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Goodfellas (2021)

[C @fbgcon]

Aight man

[BECK @bathroomass]

And then when all hope is lost, who comes down the mountain but the grinch himself

[Henry Fraser @henryfraser0]

A huge fart during a kids class Zoom and the whole class, and teacher, finding it hilarious is the joy we all needed. https://t.co/mQVkKi5w8C

[GL @gldivittorio]

I am trying so hard to keep a straight face in this UPS store right now

[James @CaucasianJames]

slowly starting to feel like a silly goose again ❤️

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Coming in hot

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I tell my cat “I know” whenever she meows but I’m gonna be honest, I have no fucking idea