JonT 💙

Human, Husband and Full Time Nurse... Working through these crazy times. YNWA

[Mark Cockerton @CockertonMark]

I’m hearing that Farage is really upset that the riots he has incited are being called the #FarageRiots.
Probably best if we don’t refer to the riots that Farage incited as the #FarageRiots.
Please share to raise awareness of the importance of not using the term #FarageRiots

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

Quotes From British Military Annual Personnel Reports.

1. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

2. I would not breed from this Officer.

3. This man is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot.

4. This officer can be likened to a small puppy - he runs around excitedly, leaving little messes for other people to clean up.

5. This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, more of a definitely won't-be.

6. When she opens her mouth, it seems only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

7. Couldn't organise 50% leave in a 2 man submarine.

8. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.

9. He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.

10. Technically sound, but socially impossible.

11. The occasional flashes of adequacy are marred by an attitude of apathy and indifference.

12. When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.

13. This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.

14. This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope, always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.

15. Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.

16. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

17. He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.

18. This Officer should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.

19. In my opinion this pilot should not be authorised to fly below 250 feet.

20. The only ship I would recommend for this man is citizenship.

21. Couldn't organise a woodpecker's picnic in Sherwood Forest.

22. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

23. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

24. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

25. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

26. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

27. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

28. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

29. It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm.

30. A room temperature IQ.

31. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.

32. A gross ignoramus, 143 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

33. He has a photographic memory but has the lens cover glued on.

34. He has been working with glue too long.

35. When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.

36. This man hasn't got enough grey matter to sole the flip-flop of a one legged budgie.

37. If two people are talking, and one looks bored, he's the other one.

38. One-celled organisms would out score him in an IQ test.

39. He donated his body to science before he was done using it.

40. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

41. He's so dense, light bends around him.

42. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

43. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

44. Takes him 1.1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

45. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is long gone.

😁😁

[Chris Bryant @RhonddaBryant]

Murder rates
Ohio: ~50 murders per million people
United States: ~59 murders per million
England & Wales: ~8.6 murders per million
Physician heal thyself.
Motes and planks.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Canada bans Texas cattle over flesh-eating screwworm outbreak in US https://t.co/DXbVegyAoV

[Jürgen Nauditt 🇩🇪🇺🇦 @jurgen_nauditt]

Today in St. Petersburg, Putin showed the whole world just how advanced Russian robots are. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

They tried to stage a robot duel at SPIEF, but something went wrong.

[D@Fupp$t€R @punknafo]

The missing jigsaw piece? Time will tell.

Whilst the information regarding Aughinish is already damning, the Alumina21 Team have known for days that an alumina sample had been obtained, we can obviously share this now.

Just when you thought there had been enough good news, it keeps coming.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Sikhs in Southampton say they’re scared to leave their homes after facing racial abuse over Henry Nowak’s murder

[@thetimes]

[Dan the “Shadow Tanker Bonker” @realLangerDan]

🚨Caolan confirms he has obtained a sample of Alumina from Aughinish which he plans to get forensically tested against Russian battlefield debris which may prove the link between Russian weapons and Aughinish Alumina. #Alumina21

[Wild Clips @JCFights]

If this wasn't recorded, no one would believe it.

[Cathal Kelly @CathalK555]

We are the laughing stock of the western world. More interested in middle eastern politics that we cannot change a single thing about, rather than supporting a democratic European partner defend itself against tyrannical barbarism. The Irish left are an embarrassment.

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Reporter: Did you see that Sean Strickland got banned from the White House for talking about Israel?

Bryce Mitchell: I'm not surprised at all. In fact, that's the only nation you're not allowed to criticize. Something's going to change because evil empires don't last forever.

[Long T. Standing / Лонг Т. Стендінг @Longtstanding]

I am really glad this number is officially out and I want to thank every single follower who screamed day and night for a year to get this recognized.

Between February and December of 2022 over 700,000 thousand Ukrianian children where stolen by russia.

That was one year!

[Middle Eastern Affairs @OpsHQs]

More than 500,000 people paralyze movement in Albania 🇦🇱🔥

They refuse to hand over their land to Israeli and American billionaires.

'We will not allow the Palestinian scenario to be repeated in our country. A second Israel? It will never happen.'

The Albanian people send a message: Our land is not for sale, and we are ready to sacrifice for it."

[🔴JOE🔴 @JoeLFC94]

I feel like he gets Liverpool more in 5 minutes than Slot did his entire time as manager.

Can’t wait for next season! He’s definitely going to connect with the fans 🇪🇸

[Hunter Biden 2028 @HunterFor2028]

Hunter Biden explains how corrupt the TRUMP CRIME FAMILY is:

"Don Jr. got the single largest loan guarantee from DoD ever handed out of $600 Million....

"Kushner - who has never had a private equity fund - has a $4 billion Middle East fund... as he negotiates the Iran War"

[Victoria Derbyshire @vicderbyshire]

Sir Alex Younger on #Newsnight last year 👇

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

If only someone in the media would expose Farage's incitement yesterday via performative utterance in the same way that Jonathan Miller humiliated Enoch Powell and his grubby little racism.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Nigel Farage and Reform UK want to

- leave the European Convention on Human Rights which protects our right to protest, our right to privacy, our right to fair trials and so much more

- repeal the Equality Act - a key piece of legislation that prevents against discrimination in Britain

- Strip back workers rights

- Lift restrictions on exploitative zero-hours contracts and Legalize "fire and rehire" tactics

- repeal the Renters’ Rights Act which abolishes “no fault evictions” that allow landlords to remove tenants without giving a reason and introduces new duties over health hazards

and to sell all this to the country Farage offers nothing in return but grievance and division. PLEASE DON’T FALL FOR IT.

That anyone could be supporting Farage and Reform with these policies must surely be a damning indictment of UK media in failing to explain all this to the public

[Nicholas Drummond @nicholadrummond]

Another great soundbite from the late, great Sir Alex Younger, Britain's former spymaster. A highly respected apolitical advisor who was neutral and measured in his analysis. Here he is talking about Brexit, Putin, Xi, and Trump and... the need for Europe to re-arm.