James Roberts

Lover of games, books, music, and a few people.

[James Roberts @JMR1319]

@Gladd NGL, this is impressive af.

[Ty Jäger @TheTyJager]

Landing while watching a funnel cloud form would have me in full on panic attack mode

[Kyle Buchanan @kylebuchanan]

I talked to Sam Neil and his JURASSIC PARK costars a few years ago and have rarely laughed so much https://t.co/hZSPO0Aoyw

[Sammy Paradise @NotactuaIIysl]

The sixth graders in centerfield trying to catch a line drive off an aluminum bat

[Jake Wilson @LaMotta248]

just watched Project Hail Mary and here is my sequel pitch - after returning to Earth, Gosling and the rock monster move to LA and start a small private detective agency… also the rock monster is now played by Russell Crowe

[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

There were six flags flown over Texas and none of them were ever England so forgive me but you contributed nothing to Astroworld.

[James Roberts @JMR1319]

@Maven Rescind**

[James Roberts @JMR1319]

@Maven Non-serious soccer watcher here, can they recent it? Is that a thing?

[James Roberts @JMR1319]

@salinisalazini This was house money. The league is on notice. Motherfucking GSG POR VIDA!

[James Roberts @JMR1319]

@dylangonzalez21 Your tweets continue to get me through tough times.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

“Wemby is just a bully. I dont want to see any crying from him when the Knicks give him a taste of his own medicine”

Wemby after getting a taste of his own medicine:

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

the most ferocious in-game dunker ever

you gotta wear a seatbelt just to watch his highlights

[James Roberts @JMR1319]

@TheRealHoarse The Soul of an Octopus: A Surprising Exploration into the Wonder of Consciousness by Sy Montgomery

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

Wasn’t enough for Dolan to invite Trump. Now Silver acting like we should all welcome him.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

I remember when Wemby first came in to league there was a discussion about how the Spurs would need an enforcer bc he was gonna embarrass a lot of dudes and those bruised egos were gonna lead to dirty play.

We can put that to bed tho. Wemby’s enforcer is Wemby.

[Zito @_Zeets]

When he said he learned from the Shaolin monks but he didn’t specify which ones

[James Roberts @JMR1319]

@SpursCulture It’s time to have Harp starting be in the conversation. Mitch has to read the flow of the game. Egregious that Fox was in over Dylan in crunch time. Wemby looking disinterested every two games. His 26 is not indicative of how he played. 13 attempts at half is not acceptable

[James Roberts @JMR1319]

@MichaelErlerSBN My biggest knock on Mitch is not reading the freaking room. Unless Harp got hurt, that was an egregious coaching decision.

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

if one of you puts this man's weird little penis on my timeline i will come to your house and spray paint your body green

[dylan @dylangonzalez21]

Carter Bryant: appears

Everyone in the universe: