Jean-Claude

The head cow is always grazing

[punkstar ✯ @urfalling4me]

Old men online responding to AI women

[pablo dickasso @chicocloudy]

crab chain is cold as hell

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

SHAQTIN' A FOOL is back: Halloween edition 🤣🎃⬇️

[Kaji @kaji0x]

Nicolas Cage woke up at 2 a.m. to find a naked stranger standing beside his bed, wearing Cage’s leather jacket and eating a Fudgesicle.

His wife was beside him. Their two-year-old son was in the next room.

Cage decided not to press charges.

“I know it sounds funny, but it was horrifying.”

He jumped out of bed. The stranger ran into his bathroom.

Cage believed the man had swum up to the dock behind his Orange County home, entered the house naked and found the leather jacket inside.

“What are you doing in my house?”

The man didn’t attack him. Cage says he managed to talk him into leaving.

Authorities arrived and took the stranger to a facility. Cage refused to press charges because he realized the man “wasn’t all there.”

Police told Cage that if the same man had entered almost any other house in that neighborhood, he probably would have been shot.

“I don’t have a gun in my house,” Cage says. “I’m always going to try to talk you out of violence if I can.”

But the decision came with a cost.

Cage says the encounter was horrible for his wife. He could never truly feel safe in the house again, and eventually stopped staying there.

A naked stranger had entered the room where Cage and his wife were sleeping, with their two-year-old only one room away.

Would you have been able to talk first - or would the moment you saw him have decided everything?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The team behind ‘AMERICAN DAD’ have made a statement on the tragic passing of Sir Patrick Stewart.

“We at American Dad! have so much gratitude and love for Patrick Stewart. He said how happy he was to do American Dad! because he was so rarely asked to do comedy, which is insane, as his ability to get the laugh was uncanny.

Thank you, Sir, for sharing your joyful spirit, inspiring voice, and willingness to be ridiculous. You turned Avery Bullock, Deputy Director of the CIA, into someone the world loved and couldn't get enough of. We will miss you.”

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Grant Horvat got SCARED he was about to get CANCELED after asking Kevin Hart if his FAVORITE FOOD was CHICKEN while they were playing golf 😭😭

[Jean-Claude @jmri23]

The best that’s ever done it

[Ernie Johnson @TurnerSportsEJ]

It’s time.
🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽

[Johnny B. Good @Cat5SMASHICANE]

If you're a fan of dry comedy than Steven Wright is the one for you. He made his name in the 80s with his crazy one-liners. I personally think the man is absolutely hilarious. I believe he was also known as guy on the couch in the movie half baked. 🤣🤣🤣

[Tee🦋 @teeelatricee]

Lmaoooo man leave that damn dog alone 😂😂😂😂😂😂 the side eye is taking me out

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

Rone is one of the few people to carry a company card and the story about how he got it is classic Buddha Ben

[yiqing @rhaenyrastoker]

since everyone is sharing their fav nathan bit mine is him doing the asian accent. kills me every single time

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

I’ll take you there

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The greatest entrance in sports:

ENTER SANDMAN

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Me riding through vice city

[José Louis @concatenarsim]

UFC 274

As ruas jamais esquecerão esse dia.

[sarge @sarge____]

"Zip him back up, he sucks"

[Chris bell @UpdateTheGrids]

That scene from Gone in 60 Seconds were Nicolas Cage has to put on Low Rider to get amped up except it is Blink-182 Anthem pt. 2

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Never forget when Nick Chubb buried a man

Congrats on a great career

[Ikenna @1PLYMKR]

This is easily top 3 funniest things he’s ever said