McKenna u need bottom mascara, boom roasted. Kelsey ur nose job sucks, boom roasted. Sydney ur a lyin ass bitch, boom roasted. Lexi ur a ginger, boom roasted. Victoria F I can see right through u, boom roasted. Victoria P ur nose job also sucks, boom roasted. #TheBachelor
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my parents weren’t very active in making me “act like a lady” as a kid and now i sit like a man and rate my burps on a ten point scale so it was clearly a parenting fail
Ladies, if he:
-doesn’t text back
-wallows in self pity at 4:00
-stares into the abyss at 4:30
-solves world hunger (tells no one)
-jazzercize at 5:30
-has dinner with himself @ 6:30
-wrestles with self loathing at 7:00
he’s not your man, he’s the Grinch
*Gets in Uber*
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Me - “so how long have you been Ubering for?”