Omuse

Omuse | The Narrator | Digital Creator
Unpacking the hidden stories that shape our world. 🌍
History • Science • Politics • Military

[Omuse @jmsomuse]

Waaah! It took days of research for me to make this. Little credit would suffice. You went bar for bar with my script. https://t.co/jWnAcg88qA

[Cop Shakur @CopShakurkihara]

It's high time the KDF switches from their current uniform,to a Uniform that blends well with their area of operation.

The current KDF uniform is a tactical disaster. What they are wearing right now is what we call the DPM, the Disruptive Pattern Material. It was designed by the British specifically for the European forest during the Cold War.

Because we love copying our colonial masters, we adopted it without a second thought. We ignored the fact that Kenya is two-thirds semi-arid. Our soldiers are not fighting in a Bosnian forest, they are there up North in the heat, in the dust, and in the scrublands.

In these scrublands, our soldiers wearing DPM stand out like clear black targets. As seen in the photo above, wearing the first uniform in an arid area makes it much easier for the enemy to spot you compared to the second one.

DPM is too high contrast. It creates a silhouette for the enemies to target our soldiers.

Every modern army is evolving. Rwanda is green, so they picked the best green for their army. We need a Kenyan original.

We need an omnipatern,a pattern engineered for our soil, our land, and our mission. It’s time to stop copying the past and start engineering our future. Is it time for a new standard? Let me know your thoughts in the comment section."

[Omuse @jmsomuse]

@ota_ryota @Western_Wolf8 Remind us which year that was.

[Omuse @jmsomuse]

@i_kiprotich @linc_ke3 Nah your name betrays you.

[Omuse @jmsomuse]

@i_kiprotich @linc_ke3 Hapa nmesoma first line alafu jina next. I then stopped. Like a clockwork.

[Omuse @jmsomuse]

@linc_ke3 Tweets zako huwa goated. Never regretted following you 🤣🤣🤣. ##SisiNdoSifuna

[Omuse @jmsomuse]

@MakaveliDalmas @linc_ke3 Can't wait for you to vandalize SGR Ruto anajenga once you are back in opposition. 🤣🤣🤣

[Omuse @jmsomuse]

Can a flying museum bomb a US airbase and walk away?

Iran's F5 — a jet from the 1960s — just did exactly that. The same aircraft Kenya flies punched through American air defenses and struck Camp Buehring in Kuwait. Maybe it's time to rethink what "obsolete" really means.

[Omuse @jmsomuse]

@ChomaSauce @_Yanoh Well put. It starts with mentioning the issue even when no immediate change comes

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Tulianza na kina mama pale Mosocho, tukaingia Kisii tao, tukakula mawe Keumbu, tukamalizia Keroka. Mimi sijui definition yako ya siku mzuri 😁😁😁

[Kirya Ug 🇺🇬 @kirya_ug]

If this match finishes like this, Congo may nolonger receive aid from the UK 🤣

[Omuse @jmsomuse]

@AaronBastani Man went down before contact. Are you for real.

[Omuse @jmsomuse]

@CraigHope_DM So you admit he went down before contact but don't wanna call it a dive.

[Omuse @jmsomuse]

@Kamau266 Waaaah 🤣🤣🤣. But mathematically speaking, pick five kenyan women at random 2 will be Murima. In Nairobi it's even higher.

[Omuse @jmsomuse]

@WuodAbilla @paulinenjoroge Everything? Never heard Nyoro say oneterm, that's the hallmark of Sifuna persecution. Lakeside mnarudi opposite next year tena😆😆😆. Can't wait

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

South Africa players when they are on a counter attack but they see that the Czechia goalkeeper is white

[Omuse @jmsomuse]

Watu wa goat matata na watu wa tutam nmewaweka WhatsApp group moja.

[Cynthia Omolo @CynthOmolo]

I Cynthia Omolo incoming woman representative Homabay county 2027.
I hereby declare SIFUNA as my presidential candidate.

Akisema left ni hivo
Akisema right,ni right.

Governor Nairobi county ni Babu ,,hatutaki taabu tena Nairobi.
Stay guided.
@edwinsifuna
@HEBabuOwino
@LindaMwananchi_

[Omuse @jmsomuse]

@CynthOmolo @edwinsifuna @HEBabuOwino Go for it 👸

[Omuse @jmsomuse]

Watu wa goat matata na watu wa tutam nmewaweka WhatsApp group moja.

[AbbieZuena @abbiezuena]

This moment will forever be Goated!
Eish.
#SisiNdioSifuna