John Nasers

Always look on the bright side of life

[The Hummingbird 🐦 @SaysHummingbird]

Ted Lieu SIMPLY ROCKS!!! 😎

[John Nasers @jnaz]

@fritzklug @EccentricCafe That’s great!

[John Nasers @jnaz]

Had a beer at the @EccentricCafe and was sitting in my car waiting for my hands to warm up. A couple parked next to me went in and came right back out. I guess they wanted indoor seating. Dude was unable to contain his love for her and purposed in the parking lot instead.

[John Nasers @jnaz]

@fritzklug @EccentricCafe I just happened to look into the truck as I was backing out and saw. She was very surprised and apparently said yes. I was the only human witness and they will never know. I wish I could have talked to him before would have hinted that the back room was kinda open.

[John Nasers @jnaz]

@fritzklug @EccentricCafe I was sitting in my car. They parked walked in and right back out. I’m guessing they were hoping for indoor seating and the guy didn’t want to spoil the surprise by pleading for five minutes inside or something. He did it in his F150 in the parking lot.

[Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps]

The Dave Thomas Circle Wendy’s is the final horcrux which must be destroyed before DC can claim statehood

[John Nasers @jnaz]

@mishlnaz every now and then I fall apart.

[Dr. Drang @drdrang]

I mean, you knew he was a dick the first time you saw one of those Seagram’s Golden Wine Cooler commercials, didn’t you?

[John Nasers @jnaz]

@grandmavotesdem That is fantastic

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Flight attendant union says Capitol rioters should be banned from flights home https://t.co/40hzLoLe8W

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Michiganders remember the day they realized “Meijer” doesn’t actually have an S on the end of it.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Overall, a terrible night for Kirk Cameron.

[Cain Maddox @ctrlshifti]

for real though no one hates email because the user interface isn't sexy enough. people hate email because they spend 9-5 replying to assholes

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

The audio of Trump with the Georgia secretary of state. Wow. It’s like telling the Nixon tapes to “hold my beer.”

[John Nasers @jnaz]

@hotdogsladies @dobyfriday Thank you Merlin

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

I can finally cross this off my "to-do" list.

#BetterLateThanNever