nohn jelson

Stupid tweets, retail guru with 50cent ego. Chi Worlds Biggest Internet Loser. 🌈 #Fuck12

[nohn jelson @jnelsonthree]

Siri take a note: ho made pickles: fair trade pickles made by ex porn stars

[nohn jelson @jnelsonthree]

@qthashoota100k @EmpowerHQ Literally having the same problem. @EmpowerHQ give me my money back or give me my loan

[nohn jelson @jnelsonthree]

@AskLyft so I am driver but I can view the miles you charge me for an a special team as to reach out to me?? Are you stealing my money?

[nohn jelson @jnelsonthree]

Ok so I bought a @RTICCoolers RTIC 30oz tumbler from @Iowa80Truckstop and my cat also seen here knocked over the cup and broke the lid and because it was my cat that broke it I do not have a warranty claim. I am sad cause this is a good cup and WAY cheaper than Stanley I am ☹️

[nohn jelson @jnelsonthree]

@TCL_Global y’all gross as hell for letting one of your subsidiaries do this. We all know what is meant here

[nohn jelson @jnelsonthree]

Guys I found someone with a small penis right here come look

[aka Lars @wazsaby]

You are false. You are wearing a woman suit. You are attempting to appropriate a woman’s body and equate shapes, appendages, and tissue as defining a gender that took millions of years for the universe to perfect. Your behavior reeks of perversion to some. If you can’t take the criticism, keep your clothes on and learn how to be humble and respectful.

[nohn jelson @jnelsonthree]

Dear @TikTokSupport https://t.co/RcYeyL6a6K

Your dumb and your moderation.

[nohn jelson @jnelsonthree]

@EmmaHendersonTV @wkyc This was my dad

[nohn jelson @jnelsonthree]

@Thatdamntony 13

[nohn jelson @jnelsonthree]

@CMEGroup must have forgot that Chicago is in their name with the talks of them leaving Chicago. You leave Chicago your branding will tank. And let’s me real for a second - the only reason you want to leave is because Black people are finally running the city

[nohn jelson @jnelsonthree]

@mvndials_ I always loved Paris I guess 💅

[nohn jelson @jnelsonthree]

My favorite part is watching everyone post like Mark Cuban doesn’t own every idea and have more follower than everyone. He is questioning dumb business decisions and y’all are shouting L. I HOPE YALL GET SCAMMED

[nohn jelson @jnelsonthree]

To everyone asking WHY DID MARK TWEET THIS. cause you dummies will pay Aeon Tusk $5 to use this service that can be cut off with no refund. But go off Karen’s.

[nohn jelson @jnelsonthree]

@neithhoteplives Don’t you have zero followers?

[nohn jelson @jnelsonthree]

Charges dropped doesn’t mean he didn’t do it. It means they couldn’t prove he didn’t do it. This guy is still gross.

[Justin Roiland @JustinRoiland]

justice

[nohn jelson @jnelsonthree]

@sablevonerich @beyoncegarden MAAM

[nohn jelson @jnelsonthree]

This is literally called puberty you gross Ogre she was fucking 12

[Thunderfang @Thunderfang7]

@tragicbirdapp I think Miranda Cosgrove was kind of ugly in early Drake and Josh, had a big glow up in one of the later seasons (which followed into iCarly), and hit the wall some time between the end of iCarly, and the start of the iCarly reboot.

[nohn jelson @jnelsonthree]

@myhelltoraise @jupitersembrace FORENIGHT? The bowl betwixt his legs shall be a bowl nixed instead

[nohn jelson @jnelsonthree]

@ChrisCrackNDC I think she just was excited and didn’t do the math. Some of these folks can barely give the correct change back. Sounds like celebrities are still held to higher standards than 90% of the population