Jay Kapasi

[SaveBellandur(ಬೆಳ್ಳಂದೂರು ಉಳಿಸಿ) @kdevforum]

Thanks @comm_blr_south for #Kasavanahalli ward 31 visit across the 2 key subarterial roads.

We agreed on 36+ items on priority to fix Pedestrian infra & mobility. A complete rework of current pedestrian infra was ordered in most sections, poor quality of works were questioned and asked to redo. A social audit was ordered at end of work by RWAs.

Many sections didn't have RCC drains, needing kerb and removal of ramps across parking sections was ordered. Lack of parking in basement was highlighted by traffic police team.

Main focus was on pedestrian infra and drainage including proper uniform walkway,enable sewage lines, HRPC,Signals, kerbs, shoulder drains and key bottleneck section to be upgraded.

We request Hon MLA @MALimbavali
and @comm_blr_south to partner with citizens and meet the basic aspirations of the ward. Many action items will help Owners court,Kpc, Tulasi, Jayaramareddy,CSB IAS layouts, St norbert church road/Bloomingdale layout along with Haralur sections (Birla circle thro Shubh) along the main road including Kaikondrahalli bus stop.

@GBA_office @GBAChiefComm @ChristinMP_ @WFRising @ICCCBengaluru @TVMohandasPai @Jointcptraffic @bwssbchairman @PCMohanMP @MansoorKhanINC

[Srinivas Alavilli @srinualavilli]

Humble request to Bengaluru!

Please take the Bengaluru Commuter Survey!

- no personal info needed
- travel patterns
- last mile challenges

click here : https://t.co/BqG5chNkFV

#Personal2Public

[Jay Kapasi @jnkapasi]

@FinFloww Probably another bonus scenario. They may even be pushing for Reliance's own brand Reconnect's 4K TVs 😎

[WG RumblePants @WG_RumblePants]

This has been a challenging painting but I’m pleased to finish it today, when @ashwinravi99 has already taken two superb wickets.

I don’t suppose it’s realistic to expect him to see it, but it would be lovely if he does at some stage, so any retweets very gratefully received.

[Jay Kapasi @jnkapasi]

Extremely informative! Thanks!

Also, the sub threads took me back to the SA series, and even to the 2011 world cup!

Thanks!

#INDvsAUS
#INDvAUS
#BGT2023
#BGT

[Gaurav Sabnis @gauravsabnis]

Your periodic reminder that

a. the visual of ball tracking you see on TV is an approx visualization for TV purposes, not the literal exact trajectory.

b. The actual Hawkeye ball tracking analysis is a stochastic process, not a deterministic one. A probability range.

[Jay Kapasi @jnkapasi]

Too good!

[cricBC @cricBC]

The Pledge: BCCI shows you a partially watered pitch

The Turn: When the match starts pitch actually looks pretty even

But you wouldn't clap yet.That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige", BCCI flips the pitch between innings!

[Jay Kapasi @jnkapasi]

4 individual centuries in an innings today, @mufaddal_vohra, @cricBC, @cricbuzz?

#INDvNZ #NZvIND #NZvsIND #INDvsNZ

[Jay Kapasi @jnkapasi]

@GabbbarSingh How was that out???

[Jay Kapasi @jnkapasi]

@tfadell Google Maps

[Akshay Vaidya @OmPhatSwaha]

Why did women's swimwear as an industry not take off in India?

Kyunki woh bikini

#dadjokes
#puns

[Akshay Vaidya @OmPhatSwaha]

3153 AD
Advanced paleontologists are surveying the South Indian Peninsula

A puzzling series of pillars are going through a snaky line

Is this an Indian Stonehenge?
they wonder

Only to find a board on the side:

'Ejipura - Kendriya Sadan Elevated Corridor'

#peakbengaluru

[Jay Kapasi @jnkapasi]

@OmPhatSwaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jay Kapasi @jnkapasi]

@OmPhatSwaha You shouldn't have crossed the bridge bro

[Jay Kapasi @jnkapasi]

@OmPhatSwaha Touch wood and then wash hands 🤣🤣

[Jay Kapasi @jnkapasi]

@OmPhatSwaha Hehe!

[Jay Kapasi @jnkapasi]

@OmPhatSwaha I thought you'll be doing this for every 10% change

[Jay Kapasi @jnkapasi]

@OmPhatSwaha How many did you get??

[Akshay Vaidya @OmPhatSwaha]

@paraschopra My side project with @jnkapasi
and @tanaybaldua :
https://t.co/kiS3UrUzIi

😀😀

[Chandan Kumar @chandan9208]

https://t.co/y5P4GjXEhr

[Chandan Kumar @chandan9208]

@SonuSood sir need help. Patient is Covid positive since 20 days. Now he has developed black fungus symptoms. The family can't bear further hospital expenses.