Paul Jenkins

People...what a bunch of bastards

[Paul Jenkins @jnkn315]

@GrantWoods @azcentral I’m sorry. This really sucks. You’re a good guy.

[Paul Jenkins @jnkn315]

@KSLcom He’s jealous of Putin

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@nearpod I appreciate you, @NicholeWillden ! Thanks for being a great teammate this year!

This year has literally been the worst, but Nearpod has helped so much

[Paul Jenkins @jnkn315]

Admin: We are in unchartered territory trying to educate during a pandemic.
Teacher: So what do I do?
Admin: We aren't sure.
Teacher: Okay, I'll just do my best!
Admin: You're doing it wrong.

[Paul Jenkins @jnkn315]

@GraniteSchools On my way!!!

[Paul Jenkins @jnkn315]

@Uber_Support I sent a private message...

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

[Paul Jenkins @jnkn315]

@GEICO_Service If I borrow someone's car. Will my insurance cover me or will my friends insurance cover?

[Paul Jenkins @jnkn315]

Please

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@KSLcom Where's the numbers that me make feel better about not wearing a mask or social distancing! 🙄

[Paul Jenkins @jnkn315]

@ginamizell That is awful! PHX sports needs good writers covering their sports.

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@sbordow That sucks! You're a great asset to valley sports!

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#NewProfilePic

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@SteveGilbertMLB "According to ESPN Stats and Info., it was the first time in Major League history that a player had more home runs than the opposing team had hits as the Dodgers had three hits in the 13-0 Arizona win."
This can't be true...

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@DavidWSlater89 @JoelEspenshade @minakimes The rest were straight trash though

[Paul Jenkins @jnkn315]

No one:
Absolutely no one on earth:
Me: imma start a podcast

[Paul Jenkins @jnkn315]

Jimmy Fallon Sings "Teachers Should Make a Billion Dollars" 'Cause It's What They Deserve https://t.co/PWRG8mbY6t via @POPSUGARMoms

[Paul Jenkins @jnkn315]

@misterarnie I'm sorry Arnie. Hello From the Magic Tavern has actually helped me smile and laugh during my own separation and divorce (amicable as well, but still sucks)

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@ASU_Baseball @williebloom @williebloom is the best!

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@Dbacks Beautiful.