Jeff Noxon @[email protected]

Software developer. Introvert. Bad at social media.

[Jeff Noxon @[email protected] @jnoxon]

Moved to @[email protected] ... there's a social link at the bottom of https://t.co/8HKVGCLjqx

[Jeff Noxon @[email protected] @jnoxon]

I’m in love with the other place. Done with this one.

[Jeff Noxon @[email protected] @jnoxon]

Trying out Mastodon again. @[email protected]

[Jeff Noxon @[email protected] @jnoxon]

Trying out Mastodon again. @[email protected]

[Jeff Noxon @[email protected] @jnoxon]

Two weeks late and $8 short

https://t.co/A0aCPFqHFu

[Jeff Noxon @[email protected] @jnoxon]

@mzbat That’s seriously adorable.

[Jeff Noxon @[email protected] @jnoxon]

@greentheonly Terrible

https://t.co/Dj8CEDezYq

[Devon ☀️ @devonzuegel]

30 people getting coffee

[Jeff Noxon @[email protected] @jnoxon]

@MikeIsaac I just made shrimp and andouille gumbo, even though it’s 83 degrees and 7000% humidity outside here. It’s always good food weather.

[Jeff Noxon @[email protected] @jnoxon]

@MikeIsaac Weirdest eye exam ever. A

[Jeff Noxon @[email protected] @jnoxon]

I remember writing Postscript code in WordStar, but that was long after installing an Apple II chip that added lowercase character support or modding an MX-80 to print graphics.

[Jeff Noxon @[email protected] @jnoxon]

@AnkerOfficial This is full price, not 25% off.

[Jeff Noxon @[email protected] @jnoxon]

@AnkerOfficial I clicked an ad promising 25% off the 615 charger. Code WS24A1651GB doesn’t work. What gives?

[Jeff Noxon @[email protected] @jnoxon]

@gruber I'm with you on the E2E-encrypted nature of Apple's Health ecosystem, but in these dark times it's worth remembering that this data is also included in iCloud backups, which are not E2E-encrypted and are readily available to law enforcement with a warrant.

[Jeff Noxon @[email protected] @jnoxon]

@nelson I want to live somewhere less broken.

[Micro Flash Fiction📖 @MicroFlashFic]

Your house is on fire. The firefighters arrive but say it would be wrong to get rid of the fire because some people like it. Instead, you should spend lots of money on more fire. Only good fire can protect you from bad fire, they say. Keep it with you always. Never stop burning.

[Cabel Sasser @cabel]

I'm receiving word you can order free covid tests from the USPS again — and this time you get eight.

This is worth doing if not just to experience the fastest, cleanest web form in the history of governmental internet. https://t.co/qnMHOz3Ii5

[Jeff Noxon @[email protected] @jnoxon]

@nelson @bryce That show was a bit too much of bad decision theater for me. Gave up sometime during season 2. Does it get better?

[Jeff Noxon @[email protected] @jnoxon]

@nelson Can I escape with you? 😂

[Jeff Noxon @[email protected] @jnoxon]

The wallet has been returned.

The address on the ID was an old address.

[Jeff Noxon @[email protected] @jnoxon]

Is there a phone number in your wallet?

I found a wallet this morning. It’s a long way from home, and there’s no real-time contact info in it. I reached out to a potential match on Facebook and LinkedIn, but I might have the wrong person.