jo

you get what you give

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[jo @jo_23]

A cop in full uniform asked me if I was single today in a gas station and I can’t help but question the legality of it

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

So you’re basically admitting that men’s greatest fear is being treated the way they’ve treated women for centuries? Interesting. I thought being a stay-at-home mom was “easy,” “not real work,” and something “anyone can do.” But suddenly when it’s a man cooking and raising kids, it’s dystopia? Oh. Lord. 😂

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Worthless.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during his two terms.
We don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

[jo @jo_23]

Boy mom energy makes me even more grateful to be a girl mom

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

"Women 13-19 arent having kids anymore."
First, those are children. Second, thats a good thing.
Third, if you disagree. You need professional help!
Hell 18 and 19 is still too young.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Off topic but it is wild that the most anti immigrant president in American history is married to an immigrant who legitimately can’t speak fucking English

[sweet afia @elefaantz]

is she insane ? a drive by cry is ridiculous

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

MAGA is now like "I'll take mean tweets, $8 gas and nuclear war over gender neutral restrooms any day"

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

“He didn’t literally mean he would wipe out an entire civilization”

Then he shouldn’t have fucking said it.

He’s the President of the United States. He has sole launch authority over the world’s most sophisticated nuclear arsenal, and words mean things.

[Mindy Fischer Writer @mindys4Biden]

Dear people who refused to vote for Kamala because she would get us into war.....
Fuck. You.

[ً @prinkasusa]

remember that men's baldness is studied more than endometriosis and PCOS

[Just T @Floridagirl0850]

A brain surgeon who went to school for over a decade and touches people's brains daily will say something about the brain, and then some rando who got famous on Instagram will go on Joe Rogan and say "actually that's not true because XYZ." The masses will believe the Joe Rogan guest over the brain surgeon, and that's basically why society is failing. So thanks Joe

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

no he actually posted praise be to allah

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

This photo is the reason women cover their drinks

[Maryam @hell_line0]

PSA: refusing vitamin K for your newborn CAN be fatal. They don’t have the ability to clot and can bleed into their brains with the tiniest bump, or for no reason at all. Vitamin K at birth literally saves lives. It’s NOT A VACCINE. I’m all for parental choice and all but neglecting to give your baby a critical element to NOT bleed into their brain *BOGGLES MY MIND*.

~ your very concerned doc

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Three "conspiracies" I subscribe to:

• Charlie Kirk's assassination was an inside job.
• Jeffrey Epstein didn't commit suicide.
• Donald Trump staged his own assassination attempt.

[Lana A. @lana_asanin]

The difference between
Erika and me? 🤔

If I lost my husband, you wouldn’t hear a word from me for months—I’d be off the grid, grieving in private with my family.

But I guess for some, healing comes with an audience. 🙄

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

He was a fucking podcaster