Jo Farrow

Private client lawyer & mum to 2 cheeky chaps

[Jo Farrow @jo_clarke79]

@prettybizzybee @Lu531Lu @Annie_Modiba Not always girls! Happens to my son all the time. He is quiet and well behaved. You absolutely get disruptive girls too and they are just as much of a nightmare as the boys!!

[Jo Farrow @jo_clarke79]

@pullbuoy Thanks for all the updates. A few 4th places could have been bronze medals on a different day. Such is racing!

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

If you’re in need of a smile, I’d like to remind you that one word for your intestines in the 14th century (first recorded in a translation of the Bible) was ‘arseropes’.

[Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson]

I don’t think enough people have seen this. It’s Kurt Vonnegut talking to his wife about going out to get an envelope (we’re here on earth to fart around):

[Jo Farrow @jo_clarke79]

@pullbuoy Thanks for all the updates 😊

[Jo Farrow @jo_clarke79]

Falling into the weekend like…..

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Sleepy.. https://t.co/ERvNVTF83W

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Refugees would always be welcome in my house, Tories fucking wouldn’t.

No human is illegal.
Refugees welcome.

[Jo Farrow @jo_clarke79]

@CrimeGirI Taught myself on Typing of the dead! Life skill learnt while killing zombies 🧟

[Jo Farrow @jo_clarke79]

@BillBailey Happy birthday 🥳

[Jo Farrow @jo_clarke79]

@MWatts3376 Nice one Jack! 👍

[Jo Farrow @jo_clarke79]

@kylesockwell Short course (I’m an ageing fly swimmer!)

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the Day is a reminder of ‘latibulate’ (17th century): to find a corner somewhere and hide in it.

[Jo Farrow @jo_clarke79]

@darrenwsimpson @fesshole Same here. When I first addressed the issue school gave me more books for my son to read!! LA told me they support the child’s needs without testing but couldn’t explain how they knew what the needs were!?! Got the test…son is dyslexic….support suddenly available 🙄

[Jo Farrow @jo_clarke79]

@CBailey31 Cranberry 😋

[York City Baths Club @YorkBathsClub]

YCBC masters were well represented at the Yorkshire Masters Championships (LC) at Ponds Forge,
with 10 swimmers, winning a total of 26 medals:
10🥇
10🥈
6 🥉
Full report: https://t.co/TxrCe8zQOv
Well done all!
🟠🎉⚫

[Jo Farrow @jo_clarke79]

@fesshole My mum watched and cheered for me every swimming race I did as a kid and took me to every 5.30am training session. I am so grateful she’s my mum 🥰 I now watch every second of my kids lessons (silently praying I don’t have to do 5.30am starts!)

[Jo Farrow @jo_clarke79]

@CBailey31 @ladbible Yes!!! So true @CBailey31

[Jo Farrow @jo_clarke79]

@duoswim Group