Joachim

Art director, otter enthusiast, @amandinejx private chef.

[Franck Ferrand Hate Account @ClementPoursain]

Le Grand Dirigeant Kylian s’est légèrement blessé à la cheville. Son état est excellent et cet incident, dû à l’excès de dévouement dont il fait preuve au service du peuple tricolore, n’affectera en rien la poursuite de ses hautes responsabilités.

[Benito @Baswa_]

J’arrive pas à croire qu’il soit en liberté alors qu’il a escroqué une pauvre dame.

[diplo @diplo]

rip legend

[Agence France-Presse @afpfr]

Une enquête AFP révèle qu'un fonds fiduciaire, destiné à aider un archipel du Pacifique en proie au changement climatique, a investi dans des mines de charbon, dans l'exploration gazière et dans la plus grande raffinerie de pétrole au monde
➡️ https://t.co/CbNSv5YEwM

[𝙨𝙮𝙡𝙫𝙖𝙞𝙣 @Sylvqin]

d’accord mais c’est bien parce que tu as dit beau gosse..

https://t.co/XPZZ5a6UDG

[Satan Giscard d'Estaing de la Comédie-Française @SATANgiscard]

Les bébés de 6 mois en doudoune sans manche y a rien de plus trompeur. Tu sais jamais à qui tu parles. Bébé vigneron indépendant ? Bébé cadre de la Défense ? Bébé moniteur d’équitation ? Bébé caissier ??

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

big spaghetti isn’t even trying to pretend they’re not spying on you anymore

[trevor @trevorngl]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[NEUPAP @TonyLeclet]

"Une vie quasiment normale" alors qu'il s'est quand même chié dessus à l'amphi N de Tolbiac

[LesNews @LesNews]

Insolite : Ce suricate réagit instinctivement à un prédateur à l'écran

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

14 years ago today, Odd Future (@ofwgkta) dropped "Oldie"—one of their most iconic videos that almost didn't happen. It only did because @tylerthecreator refused to let anyone turn the camera off.⁠
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The members of the group told the story of that day in an oral history published by The Ringer in 2022. When Odd Future descended on Milk Studios in Chelsea, the session unraveled fast. The XXL staff "were understandably trying to contain a group of rowdy kids," Mike G recalled, "but we weren't having it."⁠
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Someone plugged in an iPhone, "Oldie" came through the speakers, and director Lance Bangs kept his camera rolling over objections from the room. The moment Tyler realized what was happening, he called the shots: "No, f*ck that, Lance, keep shooting this sh*t.” What followed was a single, unedited take of the entire 10-minute posse cut performed live.⁠
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For @earlxsweat, freshly back from Samoa and still finding his footing, the whole day had a surreal quality: "It just felt like a cartoon, in the sense that n****s just was doin' whatever they wanted to do." For Tyler, zooming out in real time, the stakes were clearer: “I’ve seen music documentaries, this might be the last time everyone's together so we need to document this."⁠
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He was right. "A f*ckin' balloon popped that night, and we all went in our own directions. That was the last time we was all together like that. Still,” Tyler explained. Frank, looking back, arrived at the same place: "The atmosphere reminds me of how it feels to be in a room full of musicians where everyone is improvising and for a brief period it's pure magic. It's the same rush."⁠
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Bangs edited the footage on a laptop during a red-eye to Portland. It now sits at over 56 million views. It cost nothing.⁠

[nymano @nymanobeats]

here is how it sounds now

[Joachim @joaching]

Une IA n’aurait jamais fait une telle erreur.

[Le Parisien @le_Parisien]

«À la reconquête de Nom Ville» : la grosse bourde sur le bulletin de Reconquête ! fait mauvais genre à Versailles ➡️ https://t.co/byjGjXx9K9

[vas @vasuman]

Somewhere out there is a guy who uses Notion, Superhuman, OpenClaw on a Mac Mini, Raycast, a mechanical keyboard ($400), Wispr Flow, and gets nothing done every day

[Princertitude @princertitude]

Le truc le plus cher au kilo sur la photo est à base d'oeufs.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Frankly, I expected better from a FIFA Peace prize winner.