Joann D'Arc

Muscle weighs more than fat.

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“There’s so much going on right now.” - my therapist to me, today

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This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen

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@isosteph wow I hate it here

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@amandamull What kind of plant is this??

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am I the only one who thought the de-aging in the Irishman looked...fine? do I just not know what white people look like

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is quora trying to tell me something...

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people who think owning an android somehow makes you a champion for the underdog are just as lame and insufferable as iPhone users who judge green text bubbles

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aren’t all tweets joke tweets

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Teslas are the e-scooters of the automobile world

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my skinceuticals CE ferulic fell into the sink and spilled seriously fuck 2019

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@FunnilingusLA love the yellow dress!! where is it from?

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Replace the Mona Lisa with this you cowards

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I’m not crying I just have lash glue in my eye

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it’s ok if i never find love i’m just happy keanu reeves did

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3 day weekends are ideal - 1 day to socialize/do outdoor activities, 1 day to get errands done, 1 day to lie in your bed for 14 hours contemplating the bleakness and futility of life

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from now on I’m only gonna be rejected by men with jawlines

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i want a BF (Bartender Friend)

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the woman waiting to board our flight to Paris with two full-sized cans of Pringles is my hero

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vape lung is our generation’s polio

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getting old is trying to scratch your back and dislocating your shoulder