Jo Harp

Artist. Mother. Pessimist.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs

[Dr_Rebecca @Dr_Bekka_UK]

Riddle me this. Why does the government want to remove the human rights of all 68 million British people just to send 100 people to Rwanda? Because they are using Rwanda as a smoke screen to remove the human rights of 68 million British people.Full state control is the plan #ECHR

[Reece Dinsdale @reece_dinsdale]

Call me old fashioned, but as a Prime Minister, if you’re going to start chucking missiles at folk in the name of the British people, surely you need to have asked the British people first if they feel you are the right person to make such gargantuan decisions.
#NotInMyName
#GTTO

[Rachael Swindon @Rachael_Swindon]

No, Israel, Britain doesn’t support you.

It’s just a small number of irredeemably corrupt politicians on the pay of the pro-Israel lobby that support you.

Not us. Not the people.

We don’t want to fight your battles.

[Jo Harp @joannaharp12]

@Laura_StyleBuzz @SoVeryBritish I love roll-mops, but you wouldn't catch me with an eel. I'm on the south coast, but my dad's a londoner and gave me my first roll-mop.

[Jo Harp @joannaharp12]

@SoVeryBritish Liver and onions. Can't be in a house if liver is being cooked 🤢

[Jo Harp @joannaharp12]

@zoeredwood @DrJoGrady Omg. It's literally 'Shit or cheese'!

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

A 34-year-old Spanish woman was forcibly removed from 🇬🇧 after returning from a Christmas holiday near Málaga despite presenting Brexit paperwork to border officials showing she has a right to live and work in the country.

She was flown back to Spain after being detained overnight in Luton airport on 26 December and told she was “wasting her time” if she thought the Home Office documentation she had showing her right to live in the UK was valid.

The removal has left her in shock but also illustrates the jeopardy facing EU citizens whose applications to remain in the UK under the Brexit withdrawal agreement are yet to be concluded.

Maria’s husband flew out to Spain to help after British border officials warned her not to try to re-enter the country for a month.

She said: “I was supposed to be back at work but now my life has gone. All my stuff is in the UK: my dog, my car. I was doing this veterinary nursing apprenticeship, which was my dream.

“If I try and go back it will be even worse.”

https://t.co/68TbQvjWz0

[Jo Harp @joannaharp12]

@ed_objective @kerry_sbli @TyburnFleet @Headteacherchat @Gaiinz Another #4 but bigger. Gorgeous.

[Fuck off @Get_effed]

Christmas adverts: "Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It's Christmas!"

New year adverts: "Look at what you've done to yourself, you fat sack of shit"

[Doc Jazz ✌ طارق @docjazzmusic]

"They lie, and they lie, and they lie, and they lie ..."

Alexei Sayle was a huge star in the eighties - many of u are probably not old enough to remember.

I never knew he was Jewish but listening to this, I am proud that I was already a big fan.

Share his message EVERYWHERE.

[Jo Harp @joannaharp12]

Can he wear a kilt forever, please. #DoctorWho

[Rob Temple @RobTemple101]

If you have anything you want to sneak into the house, Christmas Eve is the day to do it. Can just rush through the door carrying anything saying “DON’T LOOK! DON’T LOOK!” and people will close their eyes. Next thing you know you’re eating a bucket of KFC safely in the bathroom.

[Jo Harp @joannaharp12]

@joetracini I know it's a feature of bad mh to focus on the odd horrible comment, rather than the hundreds of positive ones, but please don't let a knobhead occupy any space in your head. I don't think you should underestimate the amount of people that are alive and talking thanks to you x

[Jo Harp @joannaharp12]

@raven00444

[Jo Harp @joannaharp12]

@GaryQuittenton @mrjamesob Actors don't necessarily need to stay out of politics. Idiots do, from any walk of life.

[Jo Harp @joannaharp12]

Look at this straight up goddess!

[Kris-py Kreme @kirv96]

Queen Amy. My little heart!

#StrictlyComeDancing #StrictlyFinal

[Jo Harp @joannaharp12]

This is gorgeous. Wendy was a worthy winner. #PAOTY

[Jo Harp @joannaharp12]

The one good thing about Annabel and Johannes leaving now is that we get to hear their goodbyes. The runners up in the final always get ignored at the end. She has the tour to keep healing! #strictly

[Jo Harp @joannaharp12]

I've totally fallen in love with Nikita this season. His first couple of years, I wasn't sure about him. What a sweetheart. #Strictly