joannalauren

Attorney, dog mom, singer, teacher, retweeter

[joannalauren @joannalauren]

@imillhiser @colleensheehan7

[joannalauren @joannalauren]

I unlocked $40 Rush tickets for SIX on @TodayTix! https://t.co/c2fBgPxkwS

[joannalauren @joannalauren]

@sepinwall Andor

[joannalauren @joannalauren]

@sfchronicle This is so messed up. The video does not show the coyote attacking or beelining toward the child at all. Truly sickening to play pup sounds to lure a new coyote father. I hope they have a plan for the care of those pups.

[thinkagainer @thinkagainer]

Why do mirrors reverse left and right but not up and down?

[joannalauren @joannalauren]

@RachelRoundyOR I thought it meant that you’re out of the office and only available to work from your phone, which you are keeping in your pocket.

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

Joyce Vance’s take on Alito’s logic is perfect. He’s basically arguing that “because men withheld rights from women for two centuries, women should therefore never have those rights.” That’s his precious “rooted in our history” defense.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Must be nice to have control over who’s inside you

[joannalauren @joannalauren]

@KirstenKing_ Sounds like you’re ready for @GentIemanJackTV season 2

[joannalauren @joannalauren]

Anyone else spend all of therapy talking about how other people in their life should be in therapy?

[joannalauren @joannalauren]

Revolting: the US refuses to support a WTO waiver that would save lives in India because our politicians are in Big Pharma’s pocket. https://t.co/FrA6LDQYIw

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

First Supreme Court decision today has the Court upholding life without parole for juvenile convicts.

Wouldn't you know, it's 6-3, with all the conservatives on the side of locking up kids forever.

"Pro-life" party my ass

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Do we know who the @SecondGentleman is wearing tomorrow, or is everyone asleep at the wheel?

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

Amanda Gorman, 22 years old:

"Being American is more than a pride we inherit. It's the past we step into and how we repair it."

[San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle]

This map shows clearly why Gov. Gavin Newsom is taking heat from all sides over California’s vaccine distribution program. https://t.co/5ZKO0jBHsw

[joannalauren @joannalauren]

@calacademy Curious—how can you tell if he enjoys it?

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

It’s truly stunning how a president who was impeached twice and lost popular vote twice appointed a third of Supreme Court & a fourth of federal judiciary

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

2020: I’m the weirdest year ever!

2021: Can I interest you in three presidents by the end of January

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Far Right: BUSINESSES SHOULD BE ABLE TO SERVE WHOEVER THE F*CK THEY WANT!!!!

Businesses: Not you.

Far Right: CANCEL CULTURE!!!!

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

we are all born with the inviolable right guaranteed by the constitution to have our books published