Joanna

writer|runner of many miles

[Joanna @joannie95]

Ordered nuggets and the McDonald's employee said, "Will this complete you?"

Yes, yes I think so.

[Joanna @joannie95]

@MountainRoche @Meg_Runs_Happy @spring_energy I squealed with delight when I noticed how high in calories these are and then promptly ate a bazillion of them during my long run. Y’all knocked this one outta the park!

[Joanna @joannie95]

@maxbowl123 👀👀

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

You two ok?

[Joanna @joannie95]

@twcuddleston My roommate did this the day we moved out of our apartment, which led to a frantic hour of shoveling foam into our sink as fast as possible.

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@matthewwinters6 @Pinkyhotwheels https://t.co/vULXC02xa4

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Day 3 of waiting for my delivery from @Walmart that was supposed to arrive Friday. I really just hope someone out there is enjoying all my cheese.

[Joanna @joannie95]

@cringiestqueen Excuse me while I go fight everyone that’s ever said that

[Joanna @joannie95]

Is it any surprise that @flor is my top artist? Definitely not. https://t.co/akHISO9cq5

[Joanna @joannie95]

Carter says “Put us on the big screen, @SFA_MBB!” #AxeEm

[Joanna @joannie95]

@autummmnnnn GIRL, you are my second friend to get diagnosed with that, so it appears I’m apparently infecting everyone with Lyme disease. I’m so sorry! 😭

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@runcandice Yesyesyes Spring is so good!

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@realmedicineMI @pitbullsad Luna’s patriotism is pretty aggressive, tbh

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@NateJWSports Tweeting you live from jail. Not that I’m in there for breaking into a tour bus, just something completely unrelated.

[Joanna @joannie95]

@noah_flo Just listened to “10 Years” for the first time, and it broke me a little. Lovelove it.

[Joanna @joannie95]

@BillyYang If you want to run through the middle-of-nowhere woods, come up to Nacogdoches, TX. 🙏🏻

[Joanna @joannie95]

@jaylabrownnn I, too, am going through the no caffeine thing after discovering I’m allergic to COFFEE. It stinks for 2 weeks, and then gets better!💜

[Joanna @joannie95]

@zachwgrace I just need you to know that I listened to this album 3 full times while running 25 miles this morning, and it’s prob the only thing that kept me alive. Loveloveit

[Joanna @joannie95]

@jaylabrownnn DO IT DO IT. If you hate it/it gets infected, you can take it out.

[📚Lydia M. Sigwarth📚 @LibraryLydia]

Found an old book called “Cautionary Tales For Children” at an antique store today and the terrible chapter titles are giving me life.

Tag yourself, I’m “JIM who ran away from his nurse and was eaten by a lion”