joaointech

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[joaointech @joaointech]

@rodfernn Nice one! Keep going

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@dev_coelho Yeah a lot 2/4 of the case is about web scrapping

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@publicanalytica a bit more, but mainly the name

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@tLinares_ fuck

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@zizonchain @AllenWangzian @ycombinator True

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@yo_itsmatt @superteam We've tried hard with @ShipyardPRT, with a execution good plan dm!

[Grant @Grantblocmates]

@yo_itsmatt @superteam @ShipyardPRT have been doing incredible work and has gone relatively unnoticed if I am honest

If anyone gets that gig it should be them; a lot of thankless work has gone into that and they're great guys

[joaointech @joaointech]

The dangerous part about AI isn’t the models.

It’s the gap between software automation and real-world infrastructure.

AI can replace millions of jobs today.
But robots still can’t grow food, repair cities, transport goods, or run supply chains at scale.

That gap is where economic chaos happens.

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@itsallgoodmanx 🤣🤣🤣

[joaointech @joaointech]

Yesterday I pulled up to Colombo in Lisbon at like 6 pm for the AP x Swatch Royal Pop drop.

I was around #78 in line… so I literally paid Uber Eats guys to hold my spot while I went home to sleep 😭

10am comes. Store opens. Chaos.

Only ~40 pieces available and suddenly Portugal’s “priority queue” law activated:

pregnant women
elderly people
parents with kids
random “injured” dudes appearing out of nowhere

A whole SECOND queue spawned and basically cleaned out the entire stock before the original line even moved.

End of the story, at least i bought it to someone paying 2x the price.

[joaointech @joaointech]

@testai111 Using it in my golf bag

[joaointech @joaointech]

Para quem não percebeu, isto foi uma passagem à cena sobre o ensaio sobre a cegueira

[joaointech @joaointech]

Yesterday I pulled up to Colombo in Lisbon at like 6 pm for the AP x Swatch Royal Pop drop.

I was around #78 in line… so I literally paid Uber Eats guys to hold my spot while I went home to sleep 😭

10am comes. Store opens. Chaos.

Only ~40 pieces available and suddenly Portugal’s “priority queue” law activated:

pregnant women
elderly people
parents with kids
random “injured” dudes appearing out of nowhere

A whole SECOND queue spawned and basically cleaned out the entire stock before the original line even moved.

End of the story, at least i bought it to someone paying 2x the price.

[joaointech @joaointech]

Thank you Elon Musk

Just cracked the X algorithm with claude code

[joaointech @joaointech]

@ioutallscams @JuanOliva_A Nice ahahah

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@jvpmamede That’s not exit liquidity, price already 3xed my entry

[joaointech @joaointech]

Fair point.

Turns out I don’t hate speculative markets.

I just hate being exit liquidity.

[Vega9000 @Vega9000]

Isto é profundamente divertido. Portanto:

Segunda-feira: "os preços das casas são absurdos, o mercado está louco, fiz uma app para mostrar que é tudo especulação"

Sexta-feira: "queria um relógio mas havia mais procura que oferta. Por isso paguei o dobro do preço por um"

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@Cosmonaut96 Dream bro

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@Geist254 yeah around 40

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@midwestema Fico feliz por contribuir para a estabilidade emocional da população portuguesa.

[joaointech @joaointech]

@tttripsy Mas um boneco com operações logísticas eficientes.