João Jerónimo

Haven't updated my twitter bio in ages, it's probably irrelevant now

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In the past 48hrs, the USA horrifically lost 34 people to mass shootings.

On average, across any 48hrs, we also lose…

500 to Medical errors
300 to the Flu
250 to Suicide
200 to Car Accidents
40 to Homicide via Handgun

Often our emotions respond more to spectacle than to data.

[João Jerónimo @joaojeronimo]

@jeremenichelli 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[João Jerónimo @joaojeronimo]

is https://t.co/jZOJ58ec8H the new @peerCDN ?

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

India’s toxic air and water are killing its residents and endangering the rest of the world. What can be done? https://t.co/6m7yKzRGth

[João Jerónimo @joaojeronimo]

@probablyup Passive aggressive or not (was it really ?) there's no need for twitter shaming like this right ?

[João Jerónimo @joaojeronimo]

Nooooooo! Bye @inboxbygmail

[João Jerónimo @joaojeronimo]

Last day for @inboxbygmail :( I still prefer it's UI...

[João Jerónimo @joaojeronimo]

Good job @aroagilbo and @framer!

[require('lx') @requirelx]

We just announced this month's meetup, so add it to your calendars: March 28th, at the offices of @joindrover near Avenida da Liberdade. We'll be featuring talks by @davidgomes and @josemcarneiro. Please, confirm your attendance and invite a fellow dev. https://t.co/XsZyC5Dw8y

[João Jerónimo @joaojeronimo]

Best thing in @JSKongress, the break live techno, by far!

[João Jerónimo @joaojeronimo]

I had to use 4G to tweet this.

[João Jerónimo @joaojeronimo]

In @JSKongress, the WiFi quality is inversely proportional to the quality of the talks. There, I said it.

[João Jerónimo @joaojeronimo]

@monicalent gave the best conference talk I have seen in a long long long time! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[João Jerónimo @joaojeronimo]

Ah Revolut you were doing so well, why did you have to F things up like this 🤷‍♂️ totally unnecessary.

[Phillip Caudell @phillipcaudell]

The CEO of @RevolutApp on Slack: “Why aren’t you working on weekends?”

🚮

[João Jerónimo @joaojeronimo]

cool idea, which I had thought of it first! Congrats @fabiosantosart :)

[João Jerónimo @joaojeronimo]

🤷‍♂️ @easyJet

[João Jerónimo @joaojeronimo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #covfefe

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Emmanuel Macron suggests building its own army to protect Europe against the U.S., China and Russia. But it was Germany in World Wars One & Two - How did that work out for France? They were starting to learn German in Paris before the U.S. came along. Pay for NATO or not!

[João Jerónimo @joaojeronimo]

Hey @ThreeUK, you forgot the logo over there :)

[Sebastian @sebmck]

My family are visiting the US and my 7 month old nephew is having difficulty breathing. The first thing we need to worry about before getting him help is if their travel insurance covers it and how much it's going to cost. America is great.

[João Jerónimo @joaojeronimo]

Onde é que a @tapairportugal anda a ir buscar estes aviões dos anos 70 SEM CARREGADOR USB PARA VOOS DE 11H?!