#1AugustBurnsRedGlazer

yeah

[Hampter @AHamberghini]

aim assist is cheating i don’t care if controller is a shitty input that needs a crutch they shouldn’t be able to win every fight in the open because their crosshair stick to my head for free

[#1AugustBurnsRedGlazer @jocabbbb5]

@BattlefieldEADE more spread and 4 btk min would be nice

[launders @launders]

I keep track of karrigan silvers

[#1AugustBurnsRedGlazer @jocabbbb5]

@DooM49 actually good movement is one of, if not the most important part of the game. LARP LARP LARP LARP and more LARP

[FLY Gryffinn @gryffinn]

I received some shocking news this week.

I tested positive for gonorrhea.

The doctor told me I can’t fuck anyone for 2 weeks.

Unfortunately, I will not be able to follow the doctor’s orders since we play against TL tomorrow.

[#1AugustBurnsRedGlazer @jocabbbb5]

@ScamSkins @GarmourCS

[hoh20202 @hoh202020]

The Falcons Grand Final on Map 5, Nuke, was slipping away. NiKo and m0NESY were choking under the pressure, TeSeS looked ready to book a flight back to Denmark, and zonic was noticeably slimmer, apparently having started Ozempic to drop the weight.

Suddenly, a red alert chimed inside NATO headquarters. The operators confirmed the presence of Latvia, Slovakia, and Canada. "Code Red, Code Red," the radio crackled.

Black Hawk helicopters swarmed and surrounded the houses of Twistzz, broky, and frozen. Terror gripped the neighborhood. Back in the offices, Kaysan was shitting the bed, panicking because he forgot to officially sign their contracts. But government agencies didn't care about the paperwork; they needed these three in Cologne immediately.

Squads forced them into a room filled with green Falcons jerseys. The players initially refused to put them on, prompting the guards to drag them through a secret German NATO base toward a dropship. But mid-transit, Twistzz started speaking emotionally about the legendary 2022 FaZe era, his words so powerful that the government agencies moved to tears stopped forcing the Falcons gear on them. Instead, the agents brought back the classic 2022 FaZe jerseys and forced the trio to put them on before loading them into the dropship.

The Saudi embassy had orchestrated the ultimate plot, kidnapping zonic, kyxsan, NiKo, m0NESY, and TeSeS right out of the server. A call was made to ESL calling in a massive favor.

Moments later, broky, Twistzz, and frozen walked directly into the LAN cathedral. Seeing them, karrigan wept with joy, regretting every moment he spent away from his boys. In a dramatic move, karrigan ripped off a realistic fat bodysuit, revealing a slim, Ozempic-toned physique underneath a classic FaZe Clan jersey.

The crowd went absolutely feral.

Overwhelmed with absolute euphoria, a white tear ran straight down ropz’s leg. He turned to apEX, whispered, "Turn up the lights in here, baby," and right on cue, Kanye West stormed the stage, hitting apEX with a devastating RKO out of nowhere. ropz tore off his Vitality jersey to reveal a shining FaZe jersey underneath. Even the remaining Falcons management got emotional as the ESL scoreboard officially glitched, updating the team name from Falcons to FaZe Clan.

The cathedral lost its collective mind. With the original roster back together, FaZe pulled off their classic 2022 Nuke strategy for the final round, sealing the victory and cementing the greatest, most chaotic comeback in Counter-Strike history.

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[#1AugustBurnsRedGlazer @jocabbbb5]

@Smithers1994 @DooM49 you are just a tourist and would get shit on the second you touch any older title

[HEROIC @heroicgg]

tits or ass?

[mirage instant window smoke dritter spawn @dickerjunge24]

top 5 reasons why inferno is a good map

[mirage instant window smoke dritter spawn @dickerjunge24]

@ghostyriderr because inferno is ass

[DiamondsCheat @DiamondsChest]

ai generated porn is unethical goons

[#1AugustBurnsRedGlazer @jocabbbb5]

@TommyRegular @ItzaMePizza @Firzo1101 are you gonna provide a counter argument or?

[#1AugustBurnsRedGlazer @jocabbbb5]

suicide postponed

[Blog Fórmula 1 @blog_formula1]

🚨 ATENÇÃO 🚨

A Autosport publica que a Red Bull escolheu Oscar Piastri como o substituto de Max Verstappen, caso o tetracampeão decida deixar a equipe.

Segundo a matéria, diversas fontes confirmaram essa informação no paddock de Miami, apesar de Verstappen ter contrato para o próximo ano e a equipe insistir que essa situação permanece inalterada.

O chefe da equipe, Laurent Mekies, e Oliver Mintzlaff (CEO da Red Bull GmbH) estão prontos para seguir em frente com o plano de Piastri no cenário improvável, porém plausível, de Verstappen mudar repentinamente para outra equipe, tirar um período sabático ou se aposentar da F1.

[#1AugustBurnsRedGlazer @jocabbbb5]

@ReedTimmerUSA yeah its gg for me isnt it boss

[#1AugustBurnsRedGlazer @jocabbbb5]

@TreGaming07 tagged as nsfw i was hoping you shared a booty pic instead