Kevwe Atreides

Chartered accountant| Financial & IT Auditor| Petroleum engineer| Christ's| Big4 accountant| a Raver and an Outlaw| live and breathe Chelsea fc💙

[Mob President Christian @Chrisblin]

Meanwhile Jonathan’s 18000 minimum wage would buy you more than 185liters of fuel, if you like allow APC urchins gaslight you.

[Adedamola @Adedamohlarr]

Nicky, Dicky,Ricky, Dawn…. I hope you guys are having a great day wherever you are 😂

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Me as a dad after introducing fasting at home whenever l get financial problems

[𝙎𝙖𝙢 💔🦅🇦🇷🇪🇸 @StfuSmog]

Any prayer wey pass 3 minutes, i go open my eyes. Country nor safe.

[Tomori @otomporo8701]

🚨 WANTED FOR CONTEMPT OF COURT 🚨

IGP OLATUNJI RILWAN DISU has REFUSED to obey a 2015 Federal High Court judgment ordering the Nigeria Police Force to pay my right-hand reconstruction medical bill. I am a graphics animator SHOT by a police officer at a checkpoint in Lagos.

10 YEARS. No payment. No justice.

I face permanent disability without help.

Suit No: FHC/L/CS/573/13

#JusticeForTomori

[Zach Lowy @ZachLowy]

FIFA had no right putting a two-hour gap between Germany-Ivory Coast and Ecuador-Curaçao. What do they expect me to do, spend time with my family?

[Goke🍹🇫🇷🇦🇷 @gokehq]

“All I want is your love”

Where you come dey carry my polo go?

[Kevwe Atreides @JocaKev]

Dune, Harry Potter. Really special movies☺️

[LADE HERSELF @Thebiglade]

Name a movie you've seen more than 3 times

[Jamiu Ijaodola 🇵🇹 @_fefas]

When them state this rubbish for Lagos abeg.

[Kevwe Atreides @JocaKev]

Bucket of tomatoes I bought for 4500-5000 naira in April now sells for 12,000 naira in June. You’ve gotta be kidding with this post!!!

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

When we came into office, we made a promise to Nigerians that food security would be a major pillar of our Renewed Hope agenda.

We promised to support our farmers, strengthen local production, reduce dependence on imports, and build an agricultural system strong enough to withstand shocks from beyond our borders.

That promise is being kept.

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[uche* @Uchechuckwu__]

@martinnsSzn Wyn like tornado and body strong like Eba 😹

[Kevwe Atreides @JocaKev]

Lmaooo mehn I love this man

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

“The issue of taking Kenneth Okonkwo to court wouldn’t have arisen if he had stopped at those allegations. But he claimed he still has more he would expose about me in the future. So I am very happy to take him to court so that he can expose me publicly, alongside other Nigerians. If any of them has any crim!nal allegations against me, they should bring it to court.”

— NDC presidential candidate, Mr Peter Obi.

[Kevwe Atreides @JocaKev]

Seeing a Chinese series (Ashes to Crown) how the seal of the emperor attached to decrees guaranteed its authenticity and it made me fully understand when Paul said the Holyghost being in us indicates God’s seal upon us showing ownership, authenticity and protection!! Selah

[Kevwe Atreides @JocaKev]

Lmfao wth!!😭

[MONKELE @_Taaooma]

At least we’re at the World Cup. Wena! Bathong!

[Kevwe Atreides @JocaKev]

@Mkadimbajnr @FabrizioRomano E don already cut

[Fred @Fedrickkkkkk]

I don already get music wey I go play for my car, na the car remain.

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

A budget of $623 million but each of INEC office has one or two biometric scanners for people & they are complaining of “network issues”. This is is big 2026. This isn’t 1991.

We have institutionalized mediocrity and folly!

[🎬N @Nino12x]

Nah this is so cool 😂😂

[. @Dboysback65]

My dreams really just be letting anybody in, lmao like why is this bitch here fr 😭

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

That’s some fun ima have to miss out on