Regina Phalange

first thing first, I'm a realist 🙃

[Regina Phalange @JocelynHope25]

PSA: VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN

[Regina Phalange @JocelynHope25]

@thecavemommy You have a baby who lies the bassinet or you don’t. That’s the secret. One of mine never slept only screamed in one and slept on our chest. The other stays in there all night long without issue but it’s totally just random.

[Regina Phalange @JocelynHope25]

@mandalynns23 We got our bid in 2020 on a trailer house for over 350k in Utah. It’s rough out here

[J @jasonllevin]

Do you know the way to Sesame Street?

Hi @elmo

[Regina Phalange @JocelynHope25]

@jburd22 Palm Springs

[Regina Phalange @JocelynHope25]

@clhubes Potty training bribes and eventually stocking candy 😂

[Regina Phalange @JocelynHope25]

@DisrespectedThe This girl is literally always crying in tik tok about getting fired, family drama, etc. blah

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“if you shout a slur in a guys face you are inviting him to break your shit” is an important lesson every college student should learn and I appreciate Jason Kelce taking the time to educate in Happy Valley today.

[Regina Phalange @JocelynHope25]

@maiamindel Also this museum is rad as hell and magically beautiful

[Regina Phalange @JocelynHope25]

There’s a very pregnant fish at my grandmas nursing home and I am INVESTED

[Regina Phalange @JocelynHope25]

@emilykmay Tiny trex hugs

[Regina Phalange @JocelynHope25]

@emilykmay Grocery delivery saved my sanity as a new mom

[Regina Phalange @JocelynHope25]

@EliMcCann Dang, I think I’m on the wrong side of 1700s

[Regina Phalange @JocelynHope25]

@EliMcCann How do we know if we live in your district? I think I might…

[Regina Phalange @JocelynHope25]

@SpencerJCox Anyone else like 20 minutes isn’t even a long time? Like dude calm down the world doesn’t revolve around you

[Regina Phalange @JocelynHope25]

@j_n_foster Oyster crackers, cheese cubes, pear or apples cut into match sticks, etc

[Regina Phalange @JocelynHope25]

@amccullough105 We use it to move money around from one account to another to cover bills and such

[Regina Phalange @JocelynHope25]

@swampsteve @WasatchSnow They spent all day working on the drains on 1700 s so I’d say it’s possible

[Regina Phalange @JocelynHope25]

@WasatchSnow We measured 12.5 in sugarhouse