Jocelyn Maher

Aspiring adult. Among other things.

[Jocelyn Maher @jocemmaher]

“It didn’t take her six years to become Lydia Tár” is my new favorite way to describe anyone who is doing too much. @samsanders

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@32coloradogrl Oh that familiar feeling of having Russ as your QB…

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You know that fun little game when you eat beets and then panic that you have internal bleeding every time you go to the bathroom?

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@drew_highlands @SIFFnews @weshurley @max_c_6 Wahoooo!!!!!!

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The fact that the state of Illinois had me indicate my weight to sign my tax return is even more egregious than the property taxes they’re charging me.

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“Get the Fresca”
New merch for summer ‘22
@JordanaAbraham @jtrain56

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Who knew Anthony Hopkins loved Encanto so much?

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@SayPiper Make it make sense

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Last night I dreamt I met @jtrain56’s parents and am now mortified at the thought of ever bringing the wrong salami to a party again.

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Approaching 2022 like Schrödinger’s Cat

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@elusivchandlier @tyleronline_ @nickymomoo I’m bringing this up in our weekly seminar

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@nickymomoo @elusivchandlier Wow. What a debut.

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@KipMooreMusic Baby break my heart

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

We have no words for what just occurred

WOW

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Covid has more rights in Texas than women

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@nicenatep I will never get over your personal vendetta with Jersey Mike’s

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@jazdidwhat @ZelieforShe STUNNING 🤩

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Dissipation is actually much worse than cataclysm.

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@sonofabasil Rare-communicable-disease-carriers only!

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I have become the charcuterie board for every bug that bites.