Joci Rose

forever thinking about how big moose are

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

if you ever see me eating a mango just give us some privacy please.

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

if we have to send a human representative to meet the aliens personally i think it should be gwyneth paltrow

[✧ @northstardoll]

when my friend tells me she said something crazy to a man

[the introverted hater @violentlyepic]

men are annoying asf

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

My official Barbenheimer schedule

[trixie fink @BAD_BRATgrl3000]

if they’ll have me

[macklin @saintmacklin]

Just saw a chihuahua wearing a pink tutu and a muzzle. I know a girlboss when I see one.

[trish @ultragloss]

men you have one job this halloween

[pj @pjayevans]

Willy wonka is a FREAK. I’ve had chocolate too bro. Not gonna act all weird because of it

[Joe Imel @joeimel]

Report of an intoxicated female, with blood on her hands, that says she killed Earl. BGPD, EMS on scene. No sight of Earl.

[Gravity Bong Joon Ho @humblebogman]

There’s too much fuckin shit on me

[t @wtwwtww]

they should invent a me that can get over things

[Joe Imel @joeimel]

Caller reports a laser beam has cut part of his body off. EMS requested.

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

I just wrote this in all seriousness I wish I was joking

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Doing this is the greatest compliment a man over 50 can give a film

[vivian @blewmarine]

this is how it feels to be a girl composing an insane text