✨Jodie✨

✨️Constantly in a state of crisis while caffeinated ✨️
Just a silly goose doing her best🥴🪿

[✨Jodie✨ @jod_nelson0]

I just got accepted into nursing school!🤪🥳

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

To all the first born daughters…

How’s your career in healthcare going?

[✨Jodie✨ @jod_nelson0]

I processed a deer for the first time today!

[✨Jodie✨ @jod_nelson0]

Making mini snow tunnels & shoveling away the 11 inches of snow we got

[Courtney Anne @CourtAnne1225]

If you’re in your mid-30s/early 40s just know the songs we used to scream at the club at 1am are now the ones blasting at the Macy’s parade at 10:30am. Congrats, we’re fossils

[✨Jodie✨ @jod_nelson0]

Ringing in year 35 with my fav band tee & a sangria in my hand

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Watching this show as a kid was like taking a Valium. I loved it.

[Snarknado ⚓️ 🇺🇸 @ZannSuz]

When I tell people I can’t see at night, so I rarely drive after dark, they look at me like I’m nuts.

This is what people with an astigmatism see at night…

[✨Jodie✨ @jod_nelson0]

"It won't pull up my keyboard, I can't tweet, I'M BEING CENSORED" @twit_erleskayla

[Steffi ❣️ @SteffieSu]

Not to be dramatic…. But…..

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

They are the Mariah Carey of Thanksgiving.

[𝒞𝑅 @CharismaRenee]

I just seen a tiktok of a girl saying she has a friend that has never experienced any trauma and had an amazing childhood and my mind is blown because it has never once crossed my mind that they’re people out there who has never experienced trauma growing up 😭

[Flinnie @flinnie]

We don't need wifi in appliances.

[Sophia @its_Sophia_24]

whoever came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

[Steve @the_proch]

Maybe not every single item in our lives needs to be connected to the internet. Did we ever consider that?

[Sebastian 🐁🌕 | 🐾 @yesto3rrishuman]

fun fact, the man who basically invented insulin sold the patent for 1 dollar so it could be used to save as many people as possible.

[nayumi🦩🌩️ @iluvmssy]

twitter is cool because you can figure out what's going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This is what the will to live looks like.

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

This bird just found out that golf balls bounce on concrete, and he’s having the time of his life 😂

[M @diormeg3]

I miss Disney channel Halloween days