Jo Dart

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

They are constructing anti rape pens ahead of the Notting Hill carnival.

Dieversity is our greatest strength!

[Jo Dart @jodart]

@DonnaLouise1212 But you can’t use a disposable bbq……

[Jo Dart @jodart]

When @BritishGas insist you have a smart meter, which then screws up their billing and they no longer take the variable direct debit from your account, and then produce you with a £4.5k bill when you move provider.

[Andrew Bridgen @ABridgen]

89 year old is fined £100 because he does not have a smartphone capable of downloading an App to pay for his parking. This is the UK today. We should demand the ability to pay with cash. https://t.co/9Ml91yzPIH

[Ashley Schendel @ashleyschendel]

More than 80,000 people have signed a petition to rename Nashville International Airport after Dolly Parton.

Dolly Parton International Airport sounds better than Nashville International Airport ever did. Tennessee should do it.

[I do not consent @Idonotconsent6]

How the fcuk is this even legal!?

My mate’s brilliant son has been excluded from applying for an internship at MI5 because he is WHITE!

If @andyburnham was serious about addressing youth unemployment, he’d start by addressing this institutional racism.

White kids don’t stand a chance!

[Charlie @barbourtwat]

Ah, Carnival is this weekend.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

The Pakistanis didn't give a fuck about your emergency warning message @andyburnham

You can guarantee the Police didn't say a word to them about this either

Two Tier again

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

Cobra meeting outcome… ban disposable BBQs.

THIS COUNTRY IS A JOKE.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

Help! A terrorist is drowning!

This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for my stroll around the marina. I noticed a man running down the dock toward me, dressed in Islamic clothing, who shouted "Allah be praised!" and "Death to all Infidels!" when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of the weight of all the explosives he was carrying, and I knew that if he didn't get help, he would surely drown!

Being a responsible citizen and abiding by the moral code that requires a person to help those in distress, I contacted the Police, the Coast Guard, Homeland Security and even the Fire Department!

It is now 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities has responded. I'm starting to think I just wasted four stamps.

[HM Ministry Of Gaslighting @MrCovertKoala]

⚠️RESULTS DAY⚠️

Don’t worry if you didn’t get the A level results you wanted

You can always lie on your CV to get a top job
#LabourParty #Cambridge

[N Ecc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧���� @Neccccy]

🚨LATEST

NEXT COBRA MEETING PLANNED BY BURNHAM IS DECEMBER TO BAN THE USE OF DE-ICER ON CARS WHEN IT GETS TO COLD

😂😂

[Norm @normAL219]

🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has just chaired a meeting of COBRA about the extreme heat, promising that he will have it fixed by September.

[mike erwydd. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧🇮✝️ @mikeerwydd1968]

Sad thing is this will happen.

[Casey Krol @CaseyKrol]

England 1950: ~5 mosques
England 2026: ~1750 mosques

This is what an invasion looks like.

[Jack @FFS_WhatNow]

Whilst you wait or get told there are no appointments at your doctors and dentist, these guys will get seen immediately.

When you make the decision on whether to eat of heat your home, these guys eat for free and don't pay utility bills.

When you work hard every day and worry about the cost of entertaining your kids in the summer holidays, these guys walk in free with passes.

[Hannah @ehannah0]

Trafalgar Square in the 70s vs Trafalgar Square 2026.

Spot the difference.

[Goosey @Goosey30111568]

Welcome to 'Progressive' Britain.

They want to make drinking whilst standing up illegal.

But want to make Crapping while standing up.
Mandatory.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Absolute state of this.

Young lad purchases a baseball bat in "Modern England".

As soon as he leaves the store, police grab him for "carrying a weapon".

The bat is literally still in it's plastic covering.